Full Metal Jacket

[Embattle]

You've got to love this film......"Get the fuck off my obstacle".

 

[~Lazarus~]

Watched it once - crap

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Lazarus
Watched it once - crap

You know nothing

 

[Wij]

s'ok. Been a while since I saw it tho.

 

[Perplex]

One of my all time favourites. An absoloutle classic, Stanley Kubrick was the king

 

[Sawtooth]

Only queers and steers come from Texas

...and you're no steer.

Also

" How tall are you son?"

Reply.."6ft"

"I didn't know they could stack shit that high"

Ah memories..pity the film lost it towards the end

Sawtooth

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Embattle


You know nothing

I do know somethings - especially what I like / dont like.

War films do not appeal to me

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Lazarus
Watched it once - crap

So this was your view on the film then

 

[~Lazarus~]

Yup.

Should get a slot on Film 2001.

could cut the 1/2 hour slot to about 10 minutes AND review double the amount of films.

Jonathan Ross - Wook owt

 

[Meatballs]

"I bet you could suck a golfball through a hosepipe"

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Meatballs
"I bet you could suck a golfball through a hosepipe"

Errrrmmmm - did you reply to the right thread ???

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Lazarus


Errrrmmmm - did you reply to the right thread ???

Its from the film.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Embattle


Its from the film.

Shows how much attention i was paying eh?

:sleeping:

 

[Will]

Sucky-sucky five dollar, me love you long time.

lol - classic film moment. Have you send the South Park where Cartman became a Vientnamese prossie?

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. I've not seen that one. What a fantastic idea!

 

[old.Quorthon]

Although it was a different type of film, I have to say I thought Platoon was a much better film than FMJ.

Incidentally, has anyone seen Tigerland which I believe is similar to FMJ???


Q

 

[Embattle]

Yes I loved Platoon

 

[old.?]

Me and a lad in work are always saying stuff from FMJ

'What's this PILES?'

'i dunno'

'what the FUCK IS THIS PILES'

'a....a jelly donu....

'a FUCKING JELLLLLLLY DOOOOOONUT'

rofl, I love that Drill Seargent or what ever his rank is... joker just pisses me off though, he sin't even funny.

 

[Will]

The drill instructor was only hired to teach the actors how to march etc., as he is a real drill instrustor.

But he was so scarey that they hired him to play the part. No one could act that part the way he does it naturally.

Best quote

'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Jesus, happy birthday to you'

 

[Embattle]

I'm sure I've seen him in other things though

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I didn't enjoy Platoon much, which was surprising since I like most films of the same genre... just seemed to lack something, and failed to hold my attention much...

 

[Will]

I bet he played a drill instructor though

 

[old.Cornholio]

GET SOME!!!

"Anyone who runs is VC.... Anyone who stands still is a well trained VC.............. GET SOME, GET SOME, GET SOME MORE!!!"

 

[DApea!]

One of my error wav's used to be:

"What is that?....... Whhhat the FUCK is THAT!!!???????"


(Drill sergant of course

 

[Perplex]

You aer all forgetting one of the classic lines:

"You better wipe that disgusting smirk off your face by the time I count to 3, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULLLLLFUCK you"

I was WELL gutted when the drill instructor died. He was the best part of the film

"Your days of finger banging mary jane rotten-crotch, through her purdy pink panites, ARE OVER!"

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Perplex
You aer all forgetting one of the classic lines:

"You better wipe that disgusting smirk off your face by the time I count to 3, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULLLLLFUCK you"

I was WELL gutted when the drill instructor died. He was the best part of the film

"Your days of finger banging mary jane rotten-crotch, through her purdy pink panites, ARE OVER!"

Somehow i KNEW that this movie would appeal to you .

dont ask me why ......

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Perplex
"You better wipe that disgusting smirk off your face by the time I count to 3, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULLLLLFUCK you"

Git I was saving that one

 

[Perplex]

 

[Embattle]

Get up here, fatboy! Quickly! Move it up!
Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? Get up here! You're too
slow! Move it, move it!
Private Pyle, what-ever you do, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart! Quickly!
Up and over! Up and over! Well, what in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? Get up and over! Move it, move it, move it!
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you! Then quit you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off my obstacle! Get the
fuck down off of my obstacle! Now!Move it!
I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of
the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

 

[old.Quorthon]

I had heard what was said above about the drill sarge, i.e. he was an actual d/s brought in to show actors how to do it, but was just so fucking brilliant no-one coudl do it like him.

I also heard though that most of these classic lines were completely improvised by him, there was no script, and he just acted as if it were real training !!

Q