Fucking OW!

[Scouse]

Pissed off un-pregnant bird bites off boyfriends tongue!!!!111!1

 

[Kryten]

Christ, clearly a psycho. But then again small niggles in the mind will be exasperated by a litre of vodka

 

[mycenae]

i'm sure this thread should have been titled FUCKING PSYCHO!

 

[Uara]

Only in newcastle
And thats where I'm probably going for my law course, i'll hav to watch myself

 

[TdC]

ok that's just fucking freaky.


edit: oh and...

Spoiler

...tbh

 

[Billargh]

Chubby, she was probably just a tad hungry tbh.

 

[mr.Blacky]

surgeons decided the risk of infection was too high to consider reattaching the torn tongue.
...
After a litre of wodka?? and now I thought that alcohol killed germs.. damn I need a new excuse

 

[nath]

Maybe she did things with the tongue after she bit it off...

 

[Scouse]

She spat it out onto the floor didn't she? Maybe she hadn't hoovered in ages

 

[TdC]

5 second rule and besides, she may have like...chewed it or something o0

 

[Trem]

I can't even imagine how painful that must of been.

I once split my tongue in half (like a snake), I kicked myself in the chin with my knee while trying to kick a plastic bottle (ha!). The pain and the amount of blood was horrendous. But more than that, the injections and stitching was worse.

 

[Fweddy]

She's hot. I would.

 

[Uara]

I once split my tongue in half (like a snake), I kicked myself in the chin with my knee while trying to kick a plastic bottle (ha!). The pain and the amount of blood was horrendous. But more than that, the injections and stitching was worse.

My god, even when your not doing DIY you end up injuring yourself, that is very impressive!!

 

[DaGaffer]

I can't even imagine how painful that must of been.

I once split my tongue in half (like a snake), I kicked myself in the chin with my knee while trying to kick a plastic bottle (ha!). The pain and the amount of blood was horrendous. But more than that, the injections and stitching was worse.

They should put a fence around you. And warning signs.

 

[caLLous]

He should have a line in his sig that tells us how long it's been since he had an accident.. just so we know he's still ok when he's away from the forums.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

gives a new meaning to tongue and groove

 

[chipper]

only thing i can say is it could have been worse

 

[Trem]

They should put a fence around you. And warning signs.

Made me chuckle

Tosspot

He should have a line in his sig that tells us how long it's been since he had an accident.. just so we know he's still ok when he's away from the forums.

Trust me on this I am not as bad as Samm, she currently has a broken rib from falling off a horse the other week. My favourite thing she ever did was when we went Ikea, it took her ages to reverse the car into this space and when she was done she went to look out the window, but she had put the window up before she started reversing, twatted her head so hard, I almost shit myself I laughed so much.

The boy is also accident prone, his black eye is just going after he ran into another kid.

 

[caLLous]

she went to look out the window, but she had put the window up before she started reversing, twatted her head so hard

That's priceless.