From the Mouth of Zak "Geist Editor" Parsons on smoking.

[old.Tohtori]

Smoking cigarettes is a great way to escape the urges of masturbation and pornography. I can spend hours on end just enjoying the rich flavor of tobacco offered up by Marlboro brand cigarettes. The best part of smoking is that the Bible doesn't say a thing about them! Not a thing! That means God loves cigarettes.

EDIT: Please don't turn it into another "we hate smokers" union meeting (yeah..fat chance...)

EDITx2: The related article on "Protecting yourself from pornography."

 

[Jonaldo]

I hate smokers!

Who's with me?

 

[Ekydus]

I hate smokers.

 

[Sibanac]

Whining none smokers, We gave you the airplains, busses workplaces... But you'll never take the pubs !!!!!!!!!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Fight 'em Sib! Don't ever give in!!

If they finally beat you down then take your ciggie and stub it out in their eye!!

 

[old.Dillinja]

Masturbation doesn't destroy your lungs.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

It destroys your willy! Which is more important, huh? WHICH?!

/edit oh yea, it corrupts the soul as well...and results in the death of kittens.

 

[old.Dillinja]

My soul is already corrupted. Kittens? Who gives a fuck about kittens?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I do.

Don't abuse your willy though because otherwise the Willy Fairy will come and chop it off one night and give it to an orphan!

 

[Ekydus]

Pfft... It's been proven that men between the age of 20-30 who masturbated regularly were a lot less likely to contract prostate cancer compared to those who didn't.

Whack away boys.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Where is this 'proof'? Smoking is far healthier for men than flogging the bishop!

 

[Ekydus]

I'll get the "proof" when I'm not busy. Although I think I saw it on some TV programme...

 

[old.Tohtori]

PROOF!

SEE??!

 

[Testin da Cable]

 

[old.tRoG]

I love smokers!

I love kittens!

 

[Munkey-]

i had this explained to me last night:

For every cigarette you smoke, you lose 8 minutes of your life.

Everytime you screw you gain 8 minutes.

Thus a fucking smoker is ok.

(until somebody else said, "then why dont pornstars live forever?"...always finding difficulties)

 

[old.LandShark]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
I do.

Don't abuse your willy though because otherwise the Willy Fairy will come and chop it off one night and give it to an orphan!

Willy Fairy needs to realise he's creating an underground market in two-cocked orphans. Hell, because there are more non-orphaned onanisers than there are orphans, he's probably having to give some to girl orphans.
DO YOU SUPPORT THIS ATROCITY, SISSYFOO?