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Bad- You have a one night stand with a girl and wake up the next morning and discover you've got a burning rash covering your penis.
Worse - The girl turns out to be your sister.
ARRRRRG!! - Who you picked up from an IRC room where she was posing as a 12 year old girl for an FBI sting operation.
Bad - You get caught playing Minesweeper one time too many by the boss and get your pink slip.
Worse - Your pink slip consists of being thrown through a plate glass window by your boss.
ARRRRRG!!- From the eightieth floor of an office building located on top of an active volcano.
Bad- The factory that employed almost half of your town just shut down.
Worse - By "shut down" I mean "burned down with everyone inside".
ARRRRRG!! - By "factory" I mean "unshielded nuclear reactor".
Bad- Your girlfriend breaks up with you for petty reasons and then immediately starts dating.
Worse- Your father.
ARRRRRG!! - Who insists you call her "mom".
Bad- You lose all of your money in Las Vegas.
Worse - It was inside your wallet at the time.
ARRRRRG!!- You have a sinking suspicion you may have left it in that hotel room where you murdered the hooker.
Bad- You fatally shoot your best friend while showing him your new gun.
Worse- He was the President of the United States.
ARRRRRG!!- He was standing on your new Berber carpet.
Bad- Your most prized possession is destroyed in an unfortunate accident.
Worse- The accident involved a tribe of cannibals.
ARRRRRG!! - Your most prized possession was your artificial hip.
Bad - You develop stigmata.
Worse- You work in a lemonade factory.
ARRRRRG!! - You're not even Christian.
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Thought you lot may like it
Bad- You have a one night stand with a girl and wake up the next morning and discover you've got a burning rash covering your penis.
Worse - The girl turns out to be your sister.
ARRRRRG!! - Who you picked up from an IRC room where she was posing as a 12 year old girl for an FBI sting operation.
Bad - You get caught playing Minesweeper one time too many by the boss and get your pink slip.
Worse - Your pink slip consists of being thrown through a plate glass window by your boss.
ARRRRRG!!- From the eightieth floor of an office building located on top of an active volcano.
Bad- The factory that employed almost half of your town just shut down.
Worse - By "shut down" I mean "burned down with everyone inside".
ARRRRRG!! - By "factory" I mean "unshielded nuclear reactor".
Bad- Your girlfriend breaks up with you for petty reasons and then immediately starts dating.
Worse- Your father.
ARRRRRG!! - Who insists you call her "mom".
Bad- You lose all of your money in Las Vegas.
Worse - It was inside your wallet at the time.
ARRRRRG!!- You have a sinking suspicion you may have left it in that hotel room where you murdered the hooker.
Bad- You fatally shoot your best friend while showing him your new gun.
Worse- He was the President of the United States.
ARRRRRG!!- He was standing on your new Berber carpet.
Bad- Your most prized possession is destroyed in an unfortunate accident.
Worse- The accident involved a tribe of cannibals.
ARRRRRG!! - Your most prized possession was your artificial hip.
Bad - You develop stigmata.
Worse- You work in a lemonade factory.
ARRRRRG!! - You're not even Christian.
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Thought you lot may like it