Friday's Joke

[Deleted member 4013]

What common is with a Blond and Ikea chair?















Once you take em to your home, you realise that they both spread their legs and they both are lacking few screws

 

[Brunore]

¬_¬

 

[Eroa]

I'm blond

 

[Overdriven]

Is it sad that I actually laughed at that?

 

[Aremeriel]

What common is with a Blond and Ikea chair?















Once you take em to your home, you realise that they both spread their legs and they both are lacking few screws

 

[Tuppe]

how rude

 

[Darksword]

lol cool

 

[poisono]

Nice One

 

[Otho]

What common with a FH post and a can of rotten fish?














After you opened it you whish you had not!

 

[Zebolt]

lol Otho :>

 

[Cami]

Made me giggle, thanks

 

[Aremeriel]

What common with a FH post and a can of rotten fish?














After you opened it you whish you had not!

 

[Arthemis]

LoL both of them made me laught ;D will you be posting a new joke each friday Ixoth ?

 

[svartalf]

I'm blond

Me too

I can't argue with that assessment of blondes though.. :wub:

 

[Ormorof]

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class
gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde,I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
soooo sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in
the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.










The Pilot replied "I told her First Class wasn't going to Melbourne"

 

[xenia-]

What do kids hate the most about going to Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch?










..... - the 3 drink minimum



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