Marc
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Why is it you always get jokes text to you on a friday? Anyway....
Little Jonny walks into his parents bedroom to find his dad giving his mother the best seeing to of her life. His dad laughs, throws a pillow at him and says "get out of here".
A couple of hours later his dad hears a commotion coming from Jonny's bedroom. He goes up only to find Jonny giving his Grandma one, to which Jonny says "ain't so funny when it's your mum, is it"
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Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view.
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A local junior school english lesson and the teacher is exploring is the useage of the word "contagious"
She asks Mary for an explanation - after a little thought Mary says my dad came home from work with a bad cold and gave it everybody else in the family because he was contagious"
Very good Mary says the teacher - and what about you Alice?
Alice thinks for a while and then says "my dad came home from work and made me put a plaster on my sore because he said my impetigo was contagious".
Very good Alice says the teacher - and what about you Paddy?
Paddy is a temporary student over from Dublin and staying with his auntie for a few weeks.
Paddy thinks for a few seconds and then says " my da came home from work and saw our neighbour trying to paint his house gable end with a 1 inch wide brush - he said to me ma would you look at that eejit, it will take the contagious"
Little Jonny walks into his parents bedroom to find his dad giving his mother the best seeing to of her life. His dad laughs, throws a pillow at him and says "get out of here".
A couple of hours later his dad hears a commotion coming from Jonny's bedroom. He goes up only to find Jonny giving his Grandma one, to which Jonny says "ain't so funny when it's your mum, is it"
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Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view.
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A local junior school english lesson and the teacher is exploring is the useage of the word "contagious"
She asks Mary for an explanation - after a little thought Mary says my dad came home from work with a bad cold and gave it everybody else in the family because he was contagious"
Very good Mary says the teacher - and what about you Alice?
Alice thinks for a while and then says "my dad came home from work and made me put a plaster on my sore because he said my impetigo was contagious".
Very good Alice says the teacher - and what about you Paddy?
Paddy is a temporary student over from Dublin and staying with his auntie for a few weeks.
Paddy thinks for a few seconds and then says " my da came home from work and saw our neighbour trying to paint his house gable end with a 1 inch wide brush - he said to me ma would you look at that eejit, it will take the contagious"
