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Nate wanted to buy a car
He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a sierra with a "For Sale" sign on it.
The car seems even better than a new one, although it is 20 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
Nate immediately buys it, and asks Tilda how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says Tilda, "whenever the car is outside and it's going to rain, rub
Vaseline on the bodywork.
It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Nate a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Russel, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the sierra there.
But just before they enter the house, Russel stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
Nate is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Nate decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Russel. No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents face.
Russel is a little flustered, her dad (Edmond) is obviously livid, and her mam (Ezteq) horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at Ezteq. "She's got a great body," he thinks.
So he grabs Ezteq, bends her over the dinner table, and
Has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table.
Now Russel is furious and Edmond is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Nate remembers his car, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly Edmond backs away from the table and shouts,
"All right, **** it, that's enough, I'll do the dishes!"
He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a sierra with a "For Sale" sign on it.
The car seems even better than a new one, although it is 20 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
Nate immediately buys it, and asks Tilda how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says Tilda, "whenever the car is outside and it's going to rain, rub
Vaseline on the bodywork.
It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Nate a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Russel, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the sierra there.
But just before they enter the house, Russel stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
Nate is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Nate decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Russel. No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents face.
Russel is a little flustered, her dad (Edmond) is obviously livid, and her mam (Ezteq) horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at Ezteq. "She's got a great body," he thinks.
So he grabs Ezteq, bends her over the dinner table, and
Has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table.
Now Russel is furious and Edmond is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Nate remembers his car, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly Edmond backs away from the table and shouts,
"All right, **** it, that's enough, I'll do the dishes!"
