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Marc

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WHy do the god squad always dance like that during mass?
 

CorNokZ

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What's worse than 3 dead babies in a trashcan?


The Holocaust :(
 

Bahumat

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WHy do the god squad always dance like that during mass?

Yeah its crazy. I bet if you removed all the religious objects out of those videos and showed them to the general public, people would think they are mad/mentally retarded lol.
 

Lamp

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What does a gaenocologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can both touch & smell, but they can't eat it
 

Lamp

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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: “Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!”
(Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!”)

The man shouts back: “I’m Laddey, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, cocksucker”

The Amish man shouts back in English:
“Use two hands, you’ll get more!”
 

Lethul

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A CNN reporter, while interviewing a marine sniper, asked "what do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The marine shrugged and replied "recoil"
 

Huntingtons

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and lamp you noob. Pizza delivery guys cant touch the pizza, only the tray.
 

Bahumat

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All you fuckers better get the fuck out my old thread before I pump your guts full of man lead!
 

Lamp

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Three ways to spot a millionaire

ONE

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TWO

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THREE

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