Friday Funny...maybe not

[Bahumat]

OLD!!!!! yeah most probably

What part of your body goes to heaven first ?

The nun (Deebs) teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question:
"When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?"

Ezteq raised her hand and said. "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Ezteq?"

Ezteq replied "because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the Deebs said.

Little Vlad raised his hand and said, "Ez. I think it's your
feet"
The Ezteq looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, little Vlad why do you think it would be your feet?"

Little Vlad said, "The other night Naetha had her legs straight up in
the air and she was saying "OH! GOD, I'M COMING!"
If Gamah hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."


The Ezteq fainted........

 

[Imgormiel]

OLD!!!!! yeah most probably

What part of your body goes to heaven first ?

The nun (Deebs) teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question:
"When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?"

Ezteq raised her hand and said. "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Ezteq?"

Ezteq replied "because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the Deebs said.

Little Vlad raised his hand and said, "Ez. I think it's your
feet"
The Ezteq looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, little Vlad why do you think it would be your feet?"

Little Vlad said, "The other night Naetha had her legs straight up in
the air and she was saying "OH! GOD, I'M COMING!"
If Gamah hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."


The Ezteq fainted........

LOL!! But ur lack of new original HOFF content deserves a slap tbh

 

[Overdriven]

Oh god That actually made me laugh.

 

[Gamah]

I saved her

 

[Nate]

I read spanking instead of speaking

 

[Bahumat]

You're all dirty boys, but i wish you a good weekend!

 

[Chronictank]

You're all dirty boys, but i wish you a good weekend!

Read Valerio Massimo Manfredi's trilogy ; Alexander

Great book

 

[Thadius]

How dare you speak about Naetha like that!

Was funny though ;(

 

[Everz]

first funny joke you've ever done bahu.