Friday fun : 3 line movie

[Alan]

Name the movie, then post another - keep it under 5 lines [stolen from a site i read]

Woman: I'm a hooker... but I don't kiss on the lips.
Man : I have a lot of money.
Woman : (smooch)

 

[fl3a]

pretty woman?

i have a great one though

white man: fuck!
black man: motherfucker!
white man: fuck!
black man: motherfucker!
white man: i think we should be leaving now

 

[Alan]

pulp fiction (i think)

If so how about a nice easy one :-

Man : Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.
Woman : You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Man : Never let go.
Woman : I promise. (lets go)

 

[old.Tohtori]

What is the crap they call Titanic? (jeopardy )

This is another easy:

Man: The midget found a wedding ring.
Another man: F*ck humans, we're leaving.
Some guy: Did ya hear? A vagabond became king.

 

[fl3a]

lord of the rings i guess. whos the 'fuck humans, were leaving' character though?

man: she says her name is goldie.
man: a fair trade.
man: always and never.
man: a fair trade.

 

[Aile]

sounds like Sin City, Marvs' story,

Harder one:

Man: I need to get home for daughters birthday
Man: I just want some breakfast *pulls out a gun* Its only 2 minutes passed breakfast time
Man: I just wanna go home!
Man Dies!

(prolly really bad, but aint seen the film for a while)

 

[tris-]

falling down!

heres a tough one

Man: sea bass and chillie for dinner, spared no expense.

or something

 

[Aile]

Three lines! not one!

 

[old.Tohtori]

lord of the rings i guess. whos the 'fuck humans, were leaving' character though?

Didn't elrond go like that about or so? Or did they decide to stay

 

[NikonL]

falling down!

heres a tough one

Man: sea bass and chillie for dinner, spared no expense.

or something

Jurrassic Park? 0_o


and:

Man: Wheres my hidden stuff?
Evil Looking Kid: You should be more careful
Man: How long have you known?
Evil Looking Kid: since mom

 

[Dahakon]

Equlibrium.

Man: The book of the dead brings life
Woman: And the book of living brings death

 

[[NO]Subedai]

Indiana Jones and the last crusuade?

Evil person> they call for you
evil person> the general who became a slave

 

[psyco]

i doubt these are actual quotes

ill do one, only one line though, i cant remember the rest

Man: oh, did i stutter... a minute ago it was as rowdy as a pool hall in here, now its as quiet as a church!

i could do another quote... but its very long, and i dont want to fuck it up

 

[Aile]

Gladiator!

Harder one yet..

Girl : Red dress, strappy shoes, possibly the saddest girl to hold a martini
Girl: What does love mean to you David?
Man: What the fuck is happening??

 

[Aile]

aha! i have you stumped!

 

[Neffneff]

Girl : Red dress, strappy shoes, possibly the saddest girl to hold a martini
Girl: What does love mean to you David?
Man: What the fuck is happening??

Vanilla Sky


....With great power comes great...yawn!

 

[Alan]

Vanilla Sky


....With great power comes great...yawn!

spiderman.


A: Great Scott
B: This is heavy!

 

[Dahakon]

Indiana Jones and the last crusuade?

Was the Mummy Returns =P

 

[Raven]

spiderman.


A: Great Scott
B: This is heavy!

back to the future


the only thing to come out of texas is steers and queers, which one are you son?

or something like that

 

[Nate]

back to the future


the only thing to come out of texas is steers and queers, which one are you son?

or something like that

Full Metal Jacket


Man: You know I can't promise that.
Woman: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Man: I promise. I will never die.

 

[Overdriven]

Man: You know I can't promise that.
Woman: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Man: I promise. I will never die.

Team America.


Man1: Dead?
Man2: Dead?
Man3: Yeah. Like Rigor Mortis, Habeas Corpus.
Man4: Very Impressive
Man5: Super hero like even.

 

[soze]

Team America.


Man1: Dead?
Man2: Dead?
Man3: Yeah. Like Rigor Mortis, Habeas Corpus.
Man4: Very Impressive
Man5: Super hero like even.

Thats Hackers but i suck at thinking of line so someone else can

 

[Blackjack]

Thats Hackers but i suck at thinking of line so someone else can

Man; If the man is gone, he is gone. Why should he bother us?
Man; Maybe to take what you got. Maybe to work your nerves. Or maybe he'll just come back and skullfuck you in your sleep.

 

[soze]

Man; If the man is gone, he is gone. Why should he bother us?
Man; Maybe to take what you got. Maybe to work your nerves. Or maybe he'll just come back and skullfuck you in your sleep.

Is that The Chronicles of Riddick

if it is

Man1: Just get me a sample.
Man2: No can do.
Man1: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

 

[Overdriven]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels =D

Lets see who the real odd people are...

1: You two are a bit of an odd couple.
2: There is no US.
1: I see. You couldn't have one of your own so you decided to adopt.

 

[NikonL]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels =D

Lets see who the real odd people are...

1: You two are a bit of an odd couple.
2: There is no US.
1: I see. You couldn't have one of your own so you decided to adopt.

Ice Age \o>

someone else can do a quote ive been already

 

[Drusus]

Can't remember the wordsexactly, i'm trying to get the movie on DVD still, but...

Man : I need a big gun with lots of bullets.
Shopkeeper : This is a baretta 9mm, it hold 16 bullets in the clip and 1 in the chamber.
Man : Does any gun hold more?
Shopkeeper : No.
Man : I'll take 2.