Friday 13th.

[old.Tohtori]

Woho! It's here again, luckiest day of the year(sometimes many times though) and i just don't know what to do after work to reap the spoils

 

[Raven]

Bow tie, ribbon round your fella, bottle of champagne and two glasses, walk into the pub and shout "who's first?!" see what happens dependent on luck

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bow tie, ribbon round your fella, bottle of champagne and two glasses, walk into the pub and shout "who's first?!" see what happens dependent on luck

Hmmm....HMMMMM!! :worthy:

Best idea ever i reckon

 

[Huntingtons]

my cousin is getting married today the 13th at 13.00... gonna be the best marriage ever!

got have ribbons, champange or glass, can i just walk naked in and yell the same?

 

[Ezteq]

we moved house on fri 13th a few years ago and ive never had a problem with the day myself inface today was quite lucky i saw some new birds while on my hike (tweet tweet kind not knockers and clam kind) so that was good

 

[echome]

Just got a note, that I earned too much last year so have to pay back a bit of the education aid I got. Stupid stupid day hehe.

 

[Iceforge]

my birthday (not actually born on) is on friday the 13th....

 

[Lamp]

Lights off
Curtains drawn
Phone off
Knickers off
Alcohol
Snacks
Horror movies

 

[Ezteq]

rofl knickers off?

is this to prevent some knicker related accedent or just cos you like to let things circulate?

 

[Huntingtons]

i think its to make the rapists job more comfortable thats why i never wear any knickers

 

[Azurus]

These are knickers, something you want to tell us Lamp?

 

[Lamp]

If the movie's crap, she can lean back, show me her screaming monkey, then I can try see how much popcorn I can flick in there

 

[Olgaline]

I seem to have a "thing" with this date,
I'm Always obliviouse to the fact that it's that date, yet I always seem to end up getting hurt in some form or another......

today it was a bad ankle twist up a few stairs, and bumbing my head in the seelings 2by4inthe wine celler because i forgot to duck

 

[tris-]

the day started off unlucky for me. at work i was put on a machine that was too fast for me, i just couldnt hack it. then i got put a slow machine that kept fucking up and i cut my self to pieces. it picked up though.

mates were out and i managed to get there about 2210. walk into the bar to find theyve already picked up a few women and as i walk in one of them becomes speechless. i get talking to her after she tires of one of my friends, and she tells me shes gonna go home and get the vibrator out. i told her that soiunded like a good night.

mates and i wanted to leave. on the way out she beckoned me over as if she wanted to say something, so i lean in and she plants a big dirty kiss on my lips. think she wanted more but i was playting it cool. round the corner, someone is handing out free entry cards for the strip club! so we head in there and me and one of the lads had a 4-sum dance with 2 of the strippers. they were a bit shit but worth a tenner, one of them ruubed her nipple on my face by mistake.
later on was generally a bit more flirting in a club.

all in all, quite a nice friday the 13th. i guess im lucky that my 24 hours off landed on it! (meant i could go out on the town).

8 hours down, 16 more to go of my day off.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nice 13th, day was easy, found some cash, got some cash back from the shop(wrong in my benefit that is), plenty of girls in the eyesight, got to "flirting" to one at the "tube", as you brits call it, early to bed when 14th was about to roll over.

Best relaxed day in a long time.

One thing extra is the lottery ticket bought yesterday, should bring happy as usual

Best part is that today is the 14th and all that crapola that happened yesterday makes today seem, in comparison, better to women and they are happier, aka, easier to pick up at the bar