frgv me fthr 4 i hv snnd

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Will

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I am perfectly happy to accept SMS confessions to my ICQ account. Old-fashioned Catholic church...:eek:
 
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Wij

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Why not here ?

Let me start. I coveted graphics cards off the web and I looked at pr0n this morning. K thx.
 
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Will

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Originally posted by Wij
Let me start. I coveted graphics cards off the web and I looked at pr0n this morning. K thx.
The answer is simple, my son. You must buy a new graphics card, and only use it to view clean images, no filthy degraded, exciting pr0n.



Failure to comply will lead to you going to hell forever.




And say 3 hail Marys.
 
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.Cask

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Is IRC still an acceptable medium? I've been looking forward to having a clear conscience after I ping attack servers when our bf1942 game starts going wrong :)

Gotta be some benefits to having a priest in yer clan.
 
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Lester

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Wij, healing your ass would be akin to reversing the parting of the red sea. I.E. It's too big and too wide (and full of dead seamen?)

:p
 
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Will

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Healing...I think you have me confused with a doctor. Unless what ails you is spiritual. I am able to perform any religious ceremony (excluding circumcision), so a little exorcism may help to expel those ill health demons.

IRC, ICQ, SMS, Email...Anything is fine, though I'd keep quiet about the ping attacks...God moves in mysterious ways, but his servants can still be sued or jailed.
 
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GDW

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Originally posted by Lester
.....It's too big and too wide (and full of dead seamen?)

:p

Wasn't that the Admiral's daughter's navel base?;)
 
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SilverHood

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gawd, these jokes are bad enuff to be on the Fast Show
 

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