Freshers t-shirt slogan

[jna]

Hi

I'm organising this years freshers week at the college i'm at in my university, and was wondering if anyone had any good slogans for freshers helpers' tshirts. last year it was 'feeling a little fresher every day' and the year before that was 'taking the freshness out of freshers'. if anyone has any good ideas for it then post them it. any help will be greatly appreciated! i'm crap at coming up with idea's like this. funny ones are good, or have a 'hidden meaning' like the last 2.

thanks

 

[Damini]

If I remember how everyone acted at Freshers week, then maybe...

Freshers - Official Sponsors of Threshers

OR

Got Chlamydia?

 

[leggy]

Got Chlamydia?

Gets my vote

alternatively:


/edit: it was pish

 

[Damini]

Organised Pub Crawls - Helping You Get Fresher

 

[Ch3tan]

fuck a fresher

 

[jna]

thanks chet, valuable input

its for the frehers helpers' tshirts, not the freshers themselves. However i do like Got Chlamydia?

 

[jna]

keep them coming guys, i like all the ideas

 

[Brynn]

"Freshers - The easiest lay you will ever have"

 

[Tom]

"Richer Sounds is that way >>>"

 

[jna]

dont get the last one

 

[Ch3tan]

Neither did I. But Tom's old and ginger, he has in own special humour to be shared by fellow carrot tops

 

[dysfunction]

Nothing Sucks Like A Fresher.
Do You Eat The Fresher Last?
Make Someone Happy with a Fresher.
Solutions For a Small Fresher.
Go On, Get Your Fresher Out.
Fresher Testing
I Want My Fresher.
You Deserve A Fresher Today
Loves the Fresher You Hate
Taste the Fresher
All You Need is a Fresher and a Dream
Please Don't Squeeze The Fresher
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Fresher.
Schtop! This Fresher is not Ready Yet!



Stolen from a Slogan Generator...

 

[Brynn]

Nothing Sucks Like A Fresher.

i like that one

or modifying ch3ts,

Fcuk a fresher

 

[Tom]

Neither did I. But Tom's old and ginger, he has in own special humour to be shared by fellow carrot tops

pfft, its not my fault that students are too busy yoghurt-knitting and eating lentils to buy a decent hifi with their loan.

 

[Ono]

"Your twats could be fresher"

 

[Damini]

You Deserve A Fresher Today

Win.

 

[Gowen DownTpub]

"Smoke me a fresher I'll be back for breakfast"
"Make it a FRESHER day"
"You can really taste that Fresher Goodness"
"Blah blah blah Fresher something or other"

 

[Furr]

"In the morning i feel a little fresher"

"Eat it fresh fresher, suck it fresher, f**k it fresher"

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Damn you Dams, you beat me to the STI infection one. I was going to suggest "There's nothing as fresh as thrush". :/