Found a better guild than Freddys Horde.....

[Aiteal]

....and it will only cost me $50's a month

Guild costs are outrageous - The Hordes of Goonheim Forums

Why is it the words "in America" make the most unbelievable stories seem plausable

 

[Billargh]

My god. First:

"My wife about killed me when she saw I was going with the gold membership. So... here I am, stuck with the stupid silver one. I'd suggest lowering the gold member ship to $35 or $40 a month. $50 a month for the game membership and guild membership seem fair."

Then

"Ask yourself this: Which is more important, your wife or the guild? You can find a new, more understanding wife anywhere. But could you really get the satisfaction of a gold membership anywhere else?"

 

[Jammin]

I can't believe people would actually pay per month, lol. What a joke.

 

[ileks]

rofl, thats actually insane. There are loads of them as well.

Their entire server should just absolutely grief every one of them to death. I mean no mercy fuck up their castle all the time etc.

 

[Downanael]

I can't believe nobody is a goon here!

 

[Dreamor]

That site is in fact the single strangest forum I've ever been to... right after Freddyshouse

As you well know, our semi-annual drug screening is coming up.
As stated in the guild charter, it is required that all members be drug free during gaming season to properly represent the Goonheim name.

You will be recieving your authorizations in the mail before July 15th, and you have until August 1 to report to the stated location and comply.

Failure to pass your drug screening will result in a $500 fine, and a requirement to retest until you have passed. 3 failures in a row will result in removal from Goonheim, and forfeiture of all profit-sharing incentives.

and this reply...

I hate this time of year. The pee test thing is fine, but I have no idea what they're checking for when they do the cavity search.
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It's necessary for you to retain health insurance. It's just your average prostate check. If you're concerned, please read the post the private forums titled "Goon Health/Dental 401k benefits FAQ". There's something in there that says how to make sure the doctor is checking the right cavity.
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[LordjOX]

Is this some fork of the EVE corp Goonswarm? This must be some sort of internet funny thing to be honest.

 

[Dreamor]

Is this some fork of the EVE corp Goonswarm? This must be some sort of internet funny thing to be honest.

its got to be fake, the more posts and stickys you read there... the stranger it gets

Well, it kept me entertained for 5 minutes

 

[Kinag]

Must be fake, no person in the whole world would be stupid enough to pay for joining a guild -_-

 

[old.Tohtori]

Is this some fork of the EVE corp Goonswarm? This must be some sort of internet funny thing to be honest.

Ey, don't be rude, Goons wouldn't have this much brainpower combined

Must be fake, no person in the whole world would be stupid enough to pay for joining a guild -_-

Don't be too sure, plenty of fools around there with plenty of cash.

 

[gwal]

there are people around who will pay for anything.
like the ppl who actually bought air in a box, or the guy who paid loads for a cheese sandwich, or whatever it was, cause he thought it looked like virgin mary.

 

[Kinag]

Ey, don't be rude, Goons wouldn't have this much brainpower combined



Don't be too sure, plenty of fools around there with plenty of cash.

I'm starting to think it's not fake after all, they have a goon WoW guild too, and it's just to much work put into this for it to be a damn fake to be honest. I really feel sorry for them.

I'll go apply now..

 

[Vasconcelos]

Some people....

 

[fettoken]

If i ever get that gullable and clueless.. please flame me!

 

[Dukat]

I think the guild is real but alot of stuff on those boards is just them messing around.

They're going on about the "goon dental/healthcare plan" in some other thread, I would imagine its a joke

If not, I guess its time to be very, very scared

 

[old.Tohtori]

If not, I guess its time to be very, very scared

Honestly though, how many would sell their left testicle(first nut is betraying anyway) to WORK in a MMO guild?

If the pay was even remotely "enough to live by"

 

[partyanimal]

there is offer and demand.
with the current state of american consumermanians it was only matter of time for such services.
don't forget
Everybody's looking for something.
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

 

[Dukat]

don't forget
Everybody's looking for something.
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

I had just managed to get that song out of my head, AND YOU WENT AND PUT IT BACK IN THERE!!

For shame!

 

[Basic_X]

This made me laff





and scared at the same time. soo scared


i hope freddy's horde never makes rules like that

 

[Faeldawn]

Banned goons - The Hordes of Goonheim Forums

Seems like they might be gold farmers, or at least the type who openly exploit bugs for personal gain, hence the fee....but still it's a bit daft.

 

[Platin]

It must be a joke lol:

"If you don't think eternal happiness is worth 10-50$ a month, there's something wrong with you. Each time I log onto an internet video game with my brothers, I am truly at peace. I really wish our Leader had the time to come and chat with you unbelievers, but sadly he's taking a vacation in Dubai at the moment. "

 

[Basic_X]

The realy scary part is that people do actually join it, and pay for it....and KEEP paying for it. i mean sure america and all but. was these people born without a brain or something?

 

[Faeldawn]

It must be a joke lol:

"If you don't think eternal happiness is worth 10-50$ a month, there's something wrong with you. Each time I log onto an internet video game with my brothers, I am truly at peace. I really wish our Leader had the time to come and chat with you unbelievers, but sadly he's taking a vacation in Dubai at the moment. "

Wonder how he paid for that vacation?

 

[Ctuchik]

Must be fake, no person in the whole world would be stupid enough to pay for joining a guild -_-

they are americans. they pay to join ANYTHING if it makes them feel "special".....

hell they even PAY to commit mass suicide...

 

[Ctuchik]

Banned goons - The Hordes of Goonheim Forums

Seems like they might be gold farmers, or at least the type who openly exploit bugs for personal gain, hence the fee....but still it's a bit daft.

aye. trhey are really shady.

found they had a wiki page and all KINDS of nasty exploits is posted there.