Fouling a cake

[Lamp]

Mate of mine just called me with a story
Couldn't stop laughing
He'd just made a chocolate cake and one of his flat mates pulled his kecks down and farted all over it

What would be the appropriate punishment ?

Or would you say fuck it, have a laugh, plan your revenge at some point int he future (like putting laxatives in his food one day), and still eat the cake ?

Its not like the cake's gonna actually taste of fart ? But then again every time you fart, small flecks of poo actually come out of your bottom.

 

[AngelHeal]

Mate of mine just called me with a story
Couldn't stop laughing
He'd just made a chocolate cake and one of his flat mates pulled his kecks down and farted all over it

What would be the appropriate punishment ?

Or would you say fuck it, have a laugh, plan your revenge at some point int he future (like putting laxatives in his food one day), and still eat the cake ?

Its not like the cake's gonna actually taste of fart ? But then again every time you fart, small flecks of poo actually come out of your bottom.

I would punch him, get his money.. and buy a fresh bigger one

and when the mate wakes up, he will have the farted cake all over him..

 

[pikeh]

reminds me of that bit in Knocked up, when they all get pinkeye from farting on eachothers pillows.