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caLLous

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I never thought of buying cigarettes online before, but it's uber cheap (800 B&H for a shade under £100). I usually get a load via duty free, but I'm not planning any quick trips soon and I don't know anyone else that is either, so this will tide me over nicely. :)
 
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Wij

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Cheap, but our lass is convinced she's gonna make me give up. I think I'd have to give up on hugs and kisses for a little while if 800 tabs dropped on the doormat :D
 
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Munkey-

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tell her santa sent them because you diddnt get anything for christmas and he felt that a lump of coal wouldnt be good at this time.
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Sar
Whereas cigs are totally harmless.

Yes.

;)

They are. If you arent susceptible to lung cancer. Remember, more smokers die of old age than lung cancer.
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by bodhi


It's also killed about 20 people in the UK alone.

Yes they can be dangerous....like any drug, esp if taken incorrectly.
 
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Skyler

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* Enjoys being healthier than smokers for less money *

I cannot see the attraction in smoking at all, it harms your body, it costs a load of money, you make other suffer from your smoking (babies, pets etc.) and all this for what ?

I just dont see a benefit that smoking gives that cant be obtained some other, healthier way.
 
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Moving Target

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Er, how else can smoke going into your lungs be pleasurable? :)
 
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Shocko

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It's only pleasurable, once you're allready hooked on the nicotene :) This basically means, that there's no reason to start smoking whatsoever.
 
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Sar

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Originally posted by bodhi


They are. If you arent susceptible to lung cancer.

Which just so happens to be every human being on the planet, but nm eh? ;)

I, for some reason, am the only member of my family that doesn't smoke. My parents and my sister have all been smoking since their early teens.

Yay me I think :/
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by Shocko
It's only pleasurable, once you're allready hooked on the nicotene :) This basically means, that there's no reason to start smoking whatsoever.

I'm not a 'smoker', however, depressingly I can get a 'buzz' off a hand rolled ciggie
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Perplex


Clueless

I'll believe a GP over someone who works part-time for NHS Direct thx.

Anyway good to see that the shite being spread by the anti-smoking lobby is sinking in with a few more gullible ones.

1) Smoking is pleasurable. Nicotine relaxes you and helps you concentrate. If it was as bad as Sar and Shocko were making out, no-one would smoke in the first place. Surprisinglly enough there are good sides to it aswell. Otherwise we wouldnt fucking do it.

2) Smoking does not have a 100% fatality rate. There are over a billion smokers in the world, most of whom will go on to live full and healthy lives.

3) To quote Chandler Bing "The bottom line is - smoking is cool, and you know it"
 
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Kippa.

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Originally posted by bodhi

3) To quote Chandler Bing "The bottom line is - smoking is cool, and you know it"

and we all know what a fag chandler is :)
 
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Sar

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Anyone that takes up smoking "to be cool" is a fag tbh.
 
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Kippa.

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Originally posted by Sar
Anyone that takes up smoking "to be cool" is a fag tbh.

I just noticed the extreme pun in mine and your posts :/
 
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Shocko

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Originally posted by bodhi
1) Smoking is pleasurable. Nicotine relaxes you and helps you concentrate. If it was as bad as Sar and Shocko were making out, no-one would smoke in the first place. Surprisinglly enough there are good sides to it aswell. Otherwise we wouldnt fucking do it.
Wrong, Nicotine craving makes you more tense and angry, which you don't notice after a while - Taking in Nicotine cures this("Omg teh cure fur irritable-itess!11").

People start smoking, because they think it's cool. I don't smoke, and i've never tried, however it's a fact that people choke when smoking for the first few times - This is obviously not pleasurable, hence trying to say people start smoking to relax themselves is utter BS.
 
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mank!

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I've smoked a bit, usually during lessons I've bunked off and gone downtown or whilst in the pub. That said, since I turned 16 I haven't even bought ciggies for myself, let alone smoked one :)

I found it doesn't do anything for me at all, neither does alcohol. I've only ever done both to kind of fit in, subconsciously (if that makes sense). Hence the reason I don't do either.
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Shocko

Wrong, Nicotine craving makes you more tense and angry, which you don't notice after a while - Taking in Nicotine cures this("Omg teh cure fur irritable-itess!11").

People start smoking, because they think it's cool. I don't smoke, and i've never tried, however it's a fact that people choke when smoking for the first few times - This is obviously not pleasurable, hence trying to say people start smoking to relax themselves is utter BS.

You admit to never having tried a cigarette, yet you try and tell me how nicotine makes me feel? I think I'm entitled to say at this point:-

Shut the fuck up.
 
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Munkey-

Guest
tbh, i have been tempted to smoke but i've resisted because a) I cant really afford to get hooked on them and b) my grandpa died from lung cancer and he smoked so that kinda puts me off.
 
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*Kornholio*

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Cheers for the link anyway CaLLous, saved me a trip to Dover :D
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by Munkey-
tbh, i have been tempted to smoke but i've resisted because a) I cant really afford to get hooked on them and b) my grandpa died from lung cancer and he smoked so that kinda puts me off.

Both my grandads died from cancer but it doesn't put off them. I mean, why?
 
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xane

Guest
I smoked in my twenties, only took up the habit because of peer pressure, and spent the next five years giving up. It was the gurgling sound in my lungs when I breathed in that finally convinced me, and thus begun two of the worse weeks of my life.

Even more than 10 years on, I still get a craving, but I've been able to smoke the odd cigar without caving in now. I'd advise anyone to never get into smoking, the cost to your wallet and health is irreconcilable, no matter what social pleasures can be derived from it. For me, not smoking pays for a new PC upgrade each year :)

Some people can enjoy the odd ciggie and never get hooked, some people can find it only marginally affects your health, and some people find giving up easy, but if you are not one of these people then welcome to hell.
 
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old.[TBUK]Boris

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lol Bodhi shows what a fucking retard you truely are.
You telling me you see a smoker of 10 years hack away and think cool I wish I was like that!
or someone whos smoked 50 a day get out of breath walking for 2 minutes-and think god I wish that was me.
Its the quenching of the addiction thats pleasurable not the smoking itself-how many ppl actually enjoyed their first cigarette here?
its only after a couple that it becomes enjoyable.

Read this website:
http://www.archive.official-documents.co.uk/document/cm41/4177/chap-01.htm#sub-1
you might learn something you thick fuck.

If you dont get lung cancer youre more then likely to die of a heart attack or have a smoking related lung disease(bronchitus say)
 
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Summo

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I started smoking to be cool/fit in/peer pressure. Now I smoke because I enjoy it.

I believe it's the same for every single smoker in the country, and if they say otherwise, they're lying.
 
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PR.

Guest
Never been interesting in smoking.

They try to convince you that the cool people smoke but when I was at school it was the thick cunts that were doing it

One of my mates started smoking but the group we were in no one liked it and kept giving him the AntiSmoking act*

* Coughing really loudly, doing the "Shit you stink..." everytime they breath on you, etc
 

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