tedStar
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- May 5, 2004
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- 219
>> > A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
>> > >
>> > > as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
>> > > neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
>>asked
>> > >
>> > > the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I
>>could
>> > > use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge
>> > > me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed
>>and
>> > > told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the
>> > > garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
>>husband,
>> > > "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
>>He
>> > >
>> > > responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
>>"You're
>> > > right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
>> > > we've been getting by e -mail lately." A short time later, the blonde
>> > > came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the
>> > > husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over,
>> > > so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
>>for
>> > >
>> > > the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added,
>> > > "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
i laughed
>> > >
>> > > as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
>> > > neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
>>asked
>> > >
>> > > the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I
>>could
>> > > use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge
>> > > me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed
>>and
>> > > told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the
>> > > garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
>>husband,
>> > > "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
>>He
>> > >
>> > > responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
>>"You're
>> > > right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
>> > > we've been getting by e -mail lately." A short time later, the blonde
>> > > came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the
>> > > husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over,
>> > > so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
>>for
>> > >
>> > > the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added,
>> > > "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
i laughed
