For all Middies to enjoy !!!

[cerberan]

It was a cold winters morning, the mountains of Jamtland lay still, nothing disturbed the silence except for the sound of foot steps on the crust.

From west emerged a dwarf, the one known as Ardamel Svartalfsbanne. For reasons unknown he stops for a few moments, perchance pondering the situation at hand... Then suddenly, from the north the silence breaks, this time from the foot steps of mighty troll, the one known as Thg Gork. From the east a silent figure is moving towards them, this time, it is the norseman known as Cerberan Ceraklath. As he reaches the two aleady standing by the foot of Nottmoor Faste, a kobold comes running from the south, this leaping little figure is known as Mirak Naijmi.

<Ardamel> Shall we begin?
<Cerberan> Yes, something must be done.
<Thg> Aye, the true strength of Midgard has to be shown, and no Hibbie nor Alb shall stop us!
<Ardamel> The situation is grave indeed, but we must not despair, it is being taken care of...
<Mirak> What do you have in mind?
<Ardamel> Get your forces ready, we move at dawn.
<Thg> Then I shall have the siege machines up and running! And if dey dare resist, I shall bash dem silly elfies, crush dem lurikeen!
<Cerberan> Then I shall rally the stealthed forces of Midgard, so that you may work undisturbed... Having said that he vanishes from mind's eye.
<Mirak> But who will lead us?
<Ardamel> I shall lead the forces of Midgard!

As the first rays of sunshine casts light on the lands of Breifine, the forces of the FoM alliance begins their attack...

And we all know how the story ended!

/Yours sincerely
Cerberan Ceraklath
lvl 47th season norseman [Critblade] Shadowblade
Defender of Uppland
Self-proclaimed Ruler of Mt Collory
Master Deceiver
Isen Vakten

And
Ardamel Svartalfsbanne

Ps: Pls guys from Hibbieland or albcountry see this for what it is a funny story about the relc raid this godforsaken early morning Ds

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Now let the FLAME FEST begin!

 

[Elthyr]

*chortles* nice to see something other than all the boring flames

 

[Arnor]

amen

 

[old.Nol]

and so the cowards trudged on...

 

[killrake]

Originally posted by old.Nol
and so the cowards trudged on...

ROFLMAO

Look whos talking hahahah

 

[Elthyr]

Can we PLEASE have just ONE thread with NONE of the following?:
B*tching
Flaming
Whining
Swearing
Complaining
Moaning
Arguing
Griping
Whinging
Being a grumpy guts
Being a know-it-all
Being a sore loser
Being an arrogant winner
Being the guy in the middle who couldn't care less...

Thank-you

 

[old.Tzeentch]

Originally posted by cerberan




<Thg> Aye, the true strength of Midgard has to be shown, and no Hibbie nor Alb shall stop us!

oh please make it stop.

if that's the true strength, boy, you guys sure are hurting without CE and NP

 

[vulcan1]

Bah early morning raids late raid who gives a toss, I remember the last time Mids took a relic from Hibs.......

Hibs had it back the next day..........so make the most of this NPC killing spree, Mids wont have the relic long

 

[--Eraser--]

gratz middies!!!

 

[cerberan]

Ps: Pls guys from Hibbieland or albcountry see this for what it is a funny story about the relc raid this godforsaken early morning Ds

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Thx Eraser!

 

[Strondor_New]

<Ardamel> Shall we begin?
<Cerberan> Yes, something must be done.
<Thg> Aye, the true strength of Midgard has to be shown, and no Hibbie nor Alb shall stop us!
<Ardamel> The situation is grave indeed, but we must not despair, it is being taken care of...
<Mirak> What do you have in mind?
<Ardamel> Get your forces ready, we move at dawn.
<Thg> Then I shall have the siege machines up and running! And if dey dare resist, I shall bash dem silly elfies, crush dem lurikeen!
<Cerberan> Then I shall rally the stealthed forces of Midgard, so that you may work undisturbed... Having said that he vanishes from mind's eye.
<Mirak> But who will lead us?
<Ardamel> I shall lead the forces of Midgard!

continued....
<Mirak> Anyone got the time by the way?
<Thg> Sure it's 11pm.
<Ardamel> By the great beard of Thor! Cancel the attack! Run away! Run away!
<Mirak> Why my lord ?!!
<Ardamel> There might be Hibbies or Albions and they might hurt us!
<Thg> Gadzzooks sir! He's right! Run away! Run away!
<Mirak> Hold me sire, im, im frightened!
<Ardamel> Fear not my little one.... For although I may have only fought beasties afore now and never a sentient being, I have received a vision from the great norse god known as Nuhb. And i have conceived a plan so cunning that I'll wager noone has ever, ever, ever thought of a plan so fiendishly clever in the entire history of the world... We shall all wake up in the middle of night, make spurious excuses to our wenches (if we had had any), and steal the relics whilst the enemy sleeps, and most importantly, noone will risk being hurt!
<Mirak> Inspired my lord! Bravo! Bravo!
<Thg> But what if we should fail? The guards might hurt us, or even kill us!! Ahhh run away! Run ...
<Ardamel> Silence! Oh ye of little faith! If by chance our raid on, for example, the undefended Excalibur should fail , then we shall simply say it was a jest, or a joke, but if we are successful, for example in hibernia, then we shall hail this as the biggest triumph in Midgard history, and ALL shall bow down before us!!! Never again will NPC's laugh at us!
<Mirak> Marvellous! Marvellous! All hail Lord Ardamel and praise be to Nuhb!!
<Thg> But sire, won't, won't people say we are cowards? That we have broken the conventions of the war? That our mighty realm is unable to look its neighbours in the eye? Will not the enemy simply enter our frontiers and take the relics straight back and shame us by doing so in broad daylight???
<Ardamel> Trifling details my boy! Now where's my alarm clock? And Mirak move over your hogging all the duvet!...

AND THE REST, AS WE ALL KNOW, IS... GEOGRAPHY

 

[Elthyr]

apologies to my fellow mids but....LOL! I liked that

 

[cerberan]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

omg that was pretty darn good My compliments Strondor
Ofc we see ur point but that it should be any silent agreement on when to wage war on one another, we havent seen it. Next time u make silent agreements with guilds on Excal/Midgard pls do them with guilds actually playing. Since NP/CE is gone and some other guilds have been elite ones, they have not shared this info with us. Tho im not agreeing on this "silent agreement" , had we known about this. Maybe, we should have done the raid at an more appropriate hour for u guys

Sorry for the inconvience, but the albs also attacked the relic keep shortly after we had siezed control of the Midgard relic. So if we've done it then it justifies that the albs do the same thing?
TBH this is a question about Midgard succeeding on the raid and the albs didnt.
U also saw an opportunity and took it, tho the hibbies took it back almost instantly. Ur just as BAD as us, but whine coz we were victorious where u weren't.

Aye!! the albs were there too, but the hibbies defeated them.

 

[Strondor_New]

Ooh did i just accidentally bump this thread?

 

[Tleilax]

Originally posted by Strondor_New
I have received a vision from the great norse god known as Nuhb.

LOL

good one Strondor!!!

Nuhb lmao

 

[Strondor_New]

this is not so much a shameless bump, but more a sneaky nudge...

 

[katt!]

not enough hate to make a good thread

 

[Thae]

nice story

 

[Runolaz]

hahaha

Shameless bump...ffs this must be some of the best lines I have read on BW

 

[Sortbane]

LOL!

Meh god! by the power of Nubh make me stop laughing!

Feck, it's in the middle of the night ( yes, I'm a middie ) and I almost woke up the rest of the house after reading this.. fecking brilliant writing strondor



(apologies for bumpage )

 

[-Dreama-]

Very good Strondor.
It's funny cuz it's true

Ofc we see ur point but that it should be any silent agreement on when to wage war on one another, we havent seen it.

When the mids came on BW for days, maybe weeks after Albs did late night/early morning raids bitching and crying and says that Albs have no honor ect I assumed that at the same time they were saying they were above those raids.
I for one, find it extreamly funny that the people who threw such a fit, raid albion and hibernia between the hours of 4:00 and 7:00 CET on the same day. Gotta say, even if it was hypocritical I was laughing very hard!

 

[AbPoon]

Alb raid was over by 2:30 am GMT so that makes it kinda 3:30 CET doesnt it, or do you live somewhere thats +1.30 gmt?

 

[Strondor_New]

nerf bumps!

 

[Noche]

Nice one Strondor haha

 

[mirak_naijmi]

Re: Re: For all Middies to enjoy !!!

Originally posted by old.Tzeentch


oh please make it stop.

if that's the true strength, boy, you guys sure are hurting without CE and NP

Hehe, im not hurting mate. I try i really try do be friendly to most ppl. But i just cant be friendly to an NP or an CE. Im happy they left for PvP. Sure it was alot of good players that went away from midgard. But honestly its like a big black lump vanished from my heart to see em go! Sry bout that ppl, but most of you really are assholes

Dont missunderstand my personality now, im usually a nice person. But i read the comment "We dont play for fun, we play to become the best" on NP forums, and that was it i just couldnt do nothing but hate you from there...

Be nice be gentle//MIRAK!!!