Footballers Wives in reality...

[mank!]

I've never seen an episode of Footballers Wives, but I imagine this could be the next storyline.

We've just suddenly got rid of one of our senior players, flogged him off to Swansea City completely unexpectedly. The rumours on the messageboards are that he shagged the captain's wife whilst on holiday together. It's brilliant stuff!

It's a funny old game

 

[Jonaldo]

Got any pictures of her?

Footballers usually do have rather fit females at their sides

 

[mank!]

Nah, although our captain Matt Hewlett does look a bit of a poof, so it'd be interesting to see

 

[Doh_boy]

Who the hell are strikeforce? :s

 

[mank!]

Kit manufacturers. Not every club is rich enough to get their kits made by Nike, Adidas and Puma.

 

[Doh_boy]

Aye, but most lower division clubs have a manufacturer that I've heard of!. :/

At least last time I checked they did, which admittedly is not often.

 

[mank!]

I'm never close enough to see the kit sponsors of opposition teams!