Football songs

[Lester]

Someone sent me these examples of gold from the terraces of the UK. I thought they were good enough to share....


For United's newest recruit Park Ji-Sung

"Park, Park where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
It could be worse,
you could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house"


Leeds fans at Norwich (To the tune of The Adams
family):

Your sister is your mother,
Your uncle is your brother,
You all f@*k one another,
The Norwich family...der der der der clap clap etc


Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed the
chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia:

'Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams'...



Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips:

Where's your real dad gone, where's your real dad
gone!?"


Newcastle fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink (He even
laughed himself):

'You're just a fat Eddie Murphy'



Sung to the tune of Craig David's Rewind:

'Van Per-Sie, When a Girl Says No - Molest Her'



To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after
being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic
Street Preachers song)

'If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next'

 

[Jupitus]

That Norwich one is for Sydrik alone

Hehe - I'm a (closet) Leeds supporter

 

[JingleBells]

Some Spurs chants
To the tune of winter wonderland:
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a fucking paedophile

Is this the way to amarillo,
Thierry Henry is biting a pillow,
Sol Campbell fucks his arsehole,
and Arsene Wenger Sleeps with Kids

Some Harriers chants
To the tune of "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)" (I think)
Macken is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat,
he plays for preston north end, he is a fucking twat,
he runs down the left wing, he runs down the right,
he couldn't score a goal if he played all fucking night
(Very old chant we sung in the Carling Cup in 2001/02 [we lost 3-2 in ET ])

Brian Little's just like santa, every fucking year he gets the sack
(Again a v.old chant we sung when we played 'ull)

And one a Reading fan was singing at Preston
"In Your northern slums!
You mums a whore and your dads in the nick,
you can't goto school cause your too fucking thick
In Your northern slums!

You look in the gutters for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat
In Your northern slums!

You shit on the carpet and piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh,
In Your northern slums!"

 

[mank!]

harry roberts is our friend
is our friend
is our friends
he kills coppers

 

[Bodhi]

The old classic from Glasgow....


You are a feinian, a dirty feinian
You're only happy on giro day
Your mom's a dealer, your dad's a stealer
Oh please don't take my hubcaps away

 

[GDW]

..and a classic from Northern Ireland supporters to the England team

Are you Scotland
Are you Scotland
Are you Scotland in disguise,
...are you Scotland in disguise!

 

[Bodhi]

..and a classic from Northern Ireland supporters to the England team

Are you Scotland
Are you Scotland
Are you Scotland in disguise,
...are you Scotland in disguise!

Yeah but the night you beat England we beat Norway...so they clearly aren't. Maybe Norway in disguise........

 

[mank!]

another fenian song for you rangers fans...

hello hello
we are the billy boys
hello hello
you'll know us by our noise
we're up to our knees in fenian blood
surrender or you'll die
for we are the bridgeton billy boys

and a few from swindon

eyes right, 'skin back tight, get yer knickers down
we are iffy's army we're the boys from swindon town,
we are the boys in red and white, and we love to sing and fight
we all follow the swindon
hello, hello, we are the swindon boys.
hello, hello, we are the swindon boys.
and if you are an oxford fan surrender or you'll die
we all follow the swindon.

in 1969 on league cup final day
the arsenal went to wembley
they walked the wembley way
they thought they'd win it easy
they thought they'd lift the cup
then along came swindon town fc
and fucked the bastards up
lalalalalalala

and a personal favourite of late...

que sera, sera
whatever will be, will be
we're going to shrewsbury
we're going to shrewsbury...