Fook Ups

[Embattle]

My first one came from this weeks Auto Express:

China: A £2.7 million bus station in Hong Kong has been pulled down and rebuilt after transport bosses found they couldn't get double-decker vehicles under the roof.

And they have the 2008 Olympics

 

[old.ignus]

I got one.
A man on a plane suddenly stands up and points a gun at the air hostess demanding to be taken to Detroit. Of course all he could do was sit back down when the air hostess told him they were already heading to Detroit.
True story

 

[shabazz]

 

[old.ignus]

K got another one.
A young boy was walking through a wood when he came across a balloon. Picking it up he put it to his mouth and tried to blow it up when a funny salty tastiing liquid ran down his throat. He thought nothing of it until sex education class.
true story

 

[DAN200]

salty tastiing liquid

I dont wanna know how you found out that technical detail.

 

[old.ignus]

I asked your mom what it tasted like

 

[Will]

and she said "Normally it's salty, but yours..."

 

[old.ignus]

...is sweet

 

[Will]

Then she diagnosed that you were diabetic?

 

[old.ignus]

nah she just likes the taste, why else would she come back for more?

 

[Summo]

You people a wrong. This is all wrong.

 

[Will]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
... but a big fucking huge cock...

pot...kettle...

 

[Summo]

Hey! Different thread! That doesn't count.

I'm a completely different person from thread to thread.

 

[DAN200]

Speaking of which... what happened to your avatar?

 

[.cage]

My avatar owns you all.

 

[DAN200]

Im guessing that if you put my gordan freeman and your bobo the clown in a firefight the 0wn4ge would be predominatly on MY side.

 

[.cage]

Gordon Freeman has very very dodgy facial hair.

 

[Testin da Cable]

that's why you'll miss him innit

 

[DAN200]

bobo the clown has dodgy hair fullstop (ie. ITS RED FFS)

 

[.cage]

ok

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by DAN200
Speaking of which... what happened to your avatar?

Well, I suppose 990 posts down the line (shit! I've only been here since June!) I just got bored with seeing it all the time.

Thought I'd try and quietly join the silent l337 who don't feel the need to use pretty pics under their name. Between you and me, okay?

 

[DAN200]

I could never get tired of Gordan Freeman (In a good way)

 

[Summo]

Is Dan short for Gor-dan?

You want to be him.

 

[Sir Frizz]

he wants to be one with him

 

[Summo]

Beautiful, Friz... just beautiful.

/ me plays Half-Life and feels spiritually fulfilled

 

[Testin da Cable]

filled by gor-dan uke:

 

[Sir Frizz]

now that really is grim tdc but LOLOL

 

[DAN200]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Is Dan short for Gor-dan?

You want to be him.

Uh no, dan is short for Daniel. (And yes I did get the joke ffs)

 

[Summo]

Gordaniel? That's just rubbish...

 

[DAN200]

lol