Food machines :)

[Teh Fonz!!1]

We got one at work and it's really crappy. Never works and always takes your change. The guy that fixes it always says he can't do refunds so we all hate him.

The good news is that now it's completely fucked and everything costs 1 pence!!

Bet they'll fucking replace it now!

 

[Belsameth]

get me some munchies while it's cheap!

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Teh Fonz!!1
We got one at work and it's really crappy. Never works and always takes your change. The guy that fixes it always says he can't do refunds so we all hate him.

The good news is that now it's completely fucked and everything costs 1 pence!!

Bet they'll fucking replace it now!

Whooo!!

<Krypt runs down to Fonz's work and buys a truck load of food>
<Krypt now takes over that closed down pub type thing and makes sweet money!>

 

[Spinky]

Ours is like that except it gives out all change in pennies. put 50p in to buy 30p crisps, get 20 one penny pieces back, kinda annoying

 

[Teh Krypt]

Our school drinks machine so conveniently broke..

The school cafeteria was selling them for 55p and the drinks machine 40p

Such evilness !!

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

There's always some fucker trying to make money out of you isn't there.

I remember old school trips where we weren't allowed drinks on the bus. Half way there the teacher started selling cans of pop for 1 pound each.

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Teh Fonz!!1
There's always some fucker trying to make money out of you isn't there.

I remember old school trips where we weren't allowed drinks on the bus. Half way there the teacher started selling cans of pop for 1 pound each.

Haha

Our teachers don't lend pens when yours run out, they sell them

Think our school sign should say "Stationary Box".

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Why do you need pens these days though? I can't remember the last time I used one tbh.

The best thing about pens is that you can draw big hairy cocks in your french text book.

Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Teh Fonz!!1
Why do you need pens these days though? I can't remember the last time I used one tbh.

The best thing about pens is that you can draw big hairy cocks in your french text book.

Nothing more, nothing less.

<Krypt whistles inosently>

Yeah, if only I went to a school where we used computers every lesson.

 

[old.tRoG]

I was gonna say something, but I remembered that I'm being nice.

*Zips his lips*

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Still trying to become a mod?

 

[Teh Krypt]

Look at his sig

"tRoG for Mod!"

 

[old.tRoG]

Hey, if they're adding new forums, that means new Modevators!

I can hope, can't I?

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Damini has already said I can be the mod in charge of 'keeping it real'.

 

[old.tRoG]

d3wd!

I'm from da streets, like yeah! What up, bro?!

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

What up bitch?

/em does some kind of street dancing that scuffs his coat up and rips a glove off that's tied to his sleeve.

 

[old.tRoG]

Like, yeah!

*Challenges FonZ to a dance-off*

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

/em starts dancing like a robot to the sounds of cheering from the crowd.

 

[old.tRoG]

*does a triple headspin backflip twirly slide, to the enjoyment of the cheering crowd*

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

bastard!

It isn't my day today...

 

[old.tRoG]

*wonders where Halo is*

*pushes FonZ towards TeH BuTToN*

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Halo is a mean mother fucker when he dances.

Honestly, his line dancing teacher once lost an eye.

 

[old.tRoG]

And one! and two! and AaAaAAaAAaAaAAaaAH!

 

[Jonaldo]

In a pub round here one of those machines that sell handfulls of minstrels went a bit skewiff and started accepting pennies instead of 20p pieces.. Bet the pub owners wondered why 75% of the pub were suddenly enjoying this previously ignored facility.

I did try the jellybean machine but it didn't work on that life isn't fair sometimes.

 

[old.tRoG]

LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!

*stamps away*

 

[SFXman]

Fonz, you just have to empty out the entire machine while you can. 1p... hehe, nice
I'd spend all the coins I had on me on a machine like that.

 

[old.tRoG]

That happened once in the gambling machine in the pub.

I won £50 when i put in a 1p coin

 

[SFXman]

lol... nice... I once used 5 old finnish marks and got 600 back.
That's a bit less than 1 euro and then got 100 euros as a jackpot