Following on from my last thread

[SAS]

Ok picture this scene. Your on your 8th game of CS. Your 0wning all, but suddenly there's a lightning strike and your knocked out...

When you awake you find yourself in the game. On the ground around you is scattered your default pistol, knife, a AWP, Mp5, ak47, and the bomb. You realise your a terrorist and you suddenly hear above you the words "GO GO GO" warning you the next round has started, and then hear the shuffling of feet nearby ...

What would you do next?

 

[Wij]

Shock Combo em

 

[old.spagbog]

I would shamefully and accidentaly blow myself up in the ensuing mindfuck that for the first time ever I was actually owning in CS

SOB.....

 

[old.Rostam]

That happened to me once!





Too upseting to talk about though.

 

[old.deathmask]

i would follow through. twice.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

I'd tap my heels together and say "There's no place like home" three times.

Sent

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Exit the game because CS is utter wank.

(Although how it got on my HDD would be a mystery - seeming as I don't own Half Life )

 

[SoWat]

I'd take the bomb, and go nowhere near the bomb site (well that's what most peeps seem to do )

 

[Nibbler]

Hate to be fussy here but what map are we on

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

So no-one would do the sensible thing and shout "Connection Break!"?

Sent

 

[Wij]

Turn on the ASUS drivers ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd probably get fragged instantly as I have never played CS in my life

 

[Wij]

Unlike on UT where u 0wn all eh ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

hehe nah
I used to be quite good when I played every day, but I'm totally out of practice now

 

[Wazzerphuk]

tdc - I want my duel!

 

[Ono]

I would probably stand there for a bit cos of the lag

 

[Stazbumpa]

I agree, I'd probably sit there for 10 seconds doing the funky lag dance and then suddenly catch up and zoom off to the other side of the map and get called a cheat.

The other option if I was actually in the game would probably be to shit myself and hide in the darkest corner of the map.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
tdc - I want my duel!

heh guess I shouldn't have...oh nm

sure you can fight me. there's a queue tho, as several ppl seem to be wanting to thrash me for some strange reason

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yes but there has been for ages - none of them are actually going to play you
I, however have absolutely no life at all and can play virtually any evening/weekend!

 

[Testin da Cable]

oooh we must set a date then
*wibble*
I am really uncurrent tho if you've played ut at least once in the past month you'll prolly smack me about no contest heh. It would be good to play again tho

 

[Ch3tan]

Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
Hate to be fussy here but what map are we on

Bolt of lightning? Has to be aztech.

Hmm go get some sun?

 

[Nibbler]

No you fool, the lightning is outside the computer, not in the game

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Re:

Originally posted by testin_da_cable

oooh we must set a date then
*wibble*
I am really uncurrent tho if you've played ut at least once in the past month you'll prolly smack me about no contest heh. It would be good to play again tho

I've barely played in the last year, should be fun. When's good for you? (*uNF*) How shall we play, normal oneonone, a map of our choice each?

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by SAS
Ok picture this scene. Your on your 8th game of CS. Your 0wning all, but suddenly there's a lightning strike and your knocked out...

When you awake you find yourself in the game. On the ground around you is scattered your default pistol, knife, a AWP, Mp5, ak47, and the bomb. You realise your a terrorist and you suddenly hear above you the words "GO GO GO" warning you the next round has started, and then hear the shuffling of feet nearby ...

Err, Fuckoff?

Ta.

 

[nothing]

why kant you just pick up the AK47 and blast the ****er, then plant the bomb? Or is that a little ambitious for you lot?

 

[Testin da Cable]

Re: Re:

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
I've barely played in the last year, should be fun. When's good for you? (*uNF*) How shall we play, normal oneonone, a map of our choice each?

sounds good to me
evenings mostly, I expect we could icq about it and arrange something

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by mungo_jerry
why kant you just pick up the AK47 and blast the ****er, then plant the bomb? Or is that a little ambitious for you lot?

It probably is. I mean how many people do you actually see completing map objectives and how many do you see running all over the map in search of "one last frag" ?

Sometimes players can get greedy which is odd because completing the maps objectives can give you more $$$

 

[Moving Target]

I would continure 0wNinG all