Alhanna
Fledgling Freddie
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- Jul 26, 2004
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I love good English humour, I hope you enjoy this also and I think it fits you today by the Beno docks.
Bravely bold Sir Powerslave rode forth from Odin's Gate
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Powerslave
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Powerslave
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir Powerslave
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
He is brave Sir Powerslave,
Brave Sir Powerslave who...
To fight and...............
Brave Sir Powerslave ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Powerslave turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Powerslave
(Hugs)
Next time fight me 1 on 1, you might enjoy it more and earn respect.
Bravely bold Sir Powerslave rode forth from Odin's Gate
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Powerslave
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Powerslave
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir Powerslave
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
He is brave Sir Powerslave,
Brave Sir Powerslave who...
To fight and...............
Brave Sir Powerslave ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Powerslave turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Powerslave
(Hugs)
Next time fight me 1 on 1, you might enjoy it more and earn respect.