FOA all Women ( and some men)

[[SS]Gamblor]

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have
seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse
and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been
thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.







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[Infanity]

haha xD

I thought this was some post about a camp guy who was missing his shoooooooseys!

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

haha xD

I thought this was some post about a camp guy who was missing his shoooooooseys!

Nahh i don't post abot marche any more

 

[Ezteq]

no tbh if we're talkign about "real" girls here the friend would throw the purse <shudder> at the friend at the till (missing by several miles and with the purse <shudder> landing somewhere behind the thrower) who would then fling her arms together in a movement similar to that of a convulsing penguin, slap her right cheek with her left hand and her left buttock with her right hand miss the purse <shudder> completely and do one of those *stamp feet, raise arms in annoyance and pull the Uurh face*

because it is a well known fact that gals cant catch and most cant throw either.

 

[Ryuno]

thats actually really funny, well done

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

no tbh if we're talkign about "real" girls here the friend would throw the purse <shudder> at the friend at the till (missing by several miles and with the purse <shudder> landing somewhere behind the thrower) who would then fling her arms together in a movement similar to that of a convulsing penguin, slap her right cheek with her left hand and her left buttock with her right hand miss the purse <shudder> completely and do one of those *stamp feet, raise arms in annoyance and pull the Uurh face*

because it is a well known fact that gals cant catch and most cant throw either.

I was thinking the same myself Ez , but see i wanted to build up Womens confidence in these matters , if you believe you are going to die tomorrow , you will find a way of dieing tomorrow.

 

[Ezteq]

i believe i cant catch or throw and i know for a fact when tomorrow comes i wont be able to catch or throw, i've learnt to live with it through the help and support available from
flids anonymous.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

i believe i cant catch or throw

She that is part of the problem .

Try this.


Believe you can catch or throw , then get some help to help IMPROVE your catching and throwing skills.

Sometimes it's about attitude, other times confidence , and other times ( that scary Oirish guy who's been on EVERY reality TV talent show in the last 3 years) it's about lack of talent.

 

[tris-]

if you watch the film "The Believer", you can get tips from there about stuff like this

 

[Blackjack]

Thats all very good.. but flawed. Women can't throw

 

[Vladamir]

Thats all very good.. but flawed. Women can't throw

Nor catch.

 

[Ezteq]

err didnt i say that?

 

[Blackjack]

err didnt i say that?

you said you couldn't throw or catch i'm talking about ALL woman (yes including baskeball chicks and female handball players )

 

[Ezteq]

by me!!: because it is a well known fact that gals cant catch and most cant throw either

Pfft so nice to know that people take the time to read the items i lovingly tend to and spend literally seconds supplying

 

[Fenderon]

my parttime job is in the storage-area of a shoestore.. basement.. lots of shoes, no customers (thankfully.. and to be sure I dress so that the store manager has said he wont let me ever sell shoes.. as I dont dress good enough) .. anyway..


women and shoes... what the hell?

98% shoes are quite .. ugly.. yet fights have actually started over the last pair..


someone please explain this.. what is it with women and their footwear?


edit: good original post

 

[Blackjack]

Pfft so nice to know that people take the time to read the items i lovingly tend to and spend literally seconds supplying

NOOOOOO! I usually don't make mistakes like that
<commits Harikiri>

 

[Amanita]

I read that carefullly and I still don't get it

 

[Darksword]

LMAO best way of explaining the offside rule to a woman ever

 

[liloe]

LMAO best way of explaining the offside rule to a woman ever

that must be the worst explanation ever tbh =)) I totally don't get it from that example, was much easier to just explain it the normal way...then again I'm not female =) ( but I can neither catch nor throw )

 

[Ironfalcon]

I dont get it..

 

[Vladamir]

I dont get it..

You chav roleplayers are getting worse

 

[fl3a]

( but I can neither catch nor throw )

and your avatar is a girl and to an estonian your nick sounds female