flirting

[old.ignus]

It seems I have a very bad flaw, my thought process will not allow me to identify a flirt, and I mean even the obvious ones. I don't know when it happened or why but when you can no longer turn around to your mate and say, "I'm in there" it does worry you slightly.
Anyone else suffering from this or have any cures, let me know.

 

[Big G]

How's this for a head fuck,

when you do identify a flirt and act on it, the flirting woman will throw the "we're just friends" line or "i'm just being nice".

Sucks doesn't it.

Although flirting doesn't necessarily mean a potential "in there" situation.

Gaz

 

[leggy]

Flirting can be mostly harmless and doesn't always mean that she wants your body.

The really hard part is identifying the "I want you to fuck me all over the shop like a crazed Oxen" look.

Saying that, a gorgeous Aussie lass laughed at me in a night club a couple of weeks ago. We are now going out. You just never can tell.

It's all good.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by leggy
Flirting blah blah blah...

Saying that, a gorgeous Aussie lass thinks I look a sheep and we are now going out with wellies and velcro gloves

fixed



I wouldnt worry too much about if you "read" a flirt right or not. If you like someone approach them and if you both keep the conversation going etc and you like her then just go with that.

But make your intentions known that you dont want to be just friends...this can be done by giving her a snog....for example

 

[Wij]

Or manhandling a breast.

 

[Yoni]

Or if your feeling really daring you could "talk to her" and let her know how you feel

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Y0ni
Or if your feeling really daring you could "talk to her" and let her know how you feel

Sorry what?

 

[Tom]

Well I have a date this Saturday, so I'd like the women's opinions on how I should 'just be myself'. I'm taking her to a local park for the day, followed by drinkypoos in the village pub.

 

[mank!]

Don't be yourself Tom, you'll scare her off.


























I'm equally useless at identifying things like this. But it very rarely happens to me - surprise surprise - so I need not worry. Being uglee is always the failsafe option :>

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Y0ni
Or if your feeling really daring you could "talk to her" and let her know how you feel

If manhandling her b00bz doesn't let her know how you feel then she's a bit slow.

 

[Yoni]

Originally posted by Wij
If manhandling her b00bz doesn't let her know how you feel then she's a bit slow.

yah but this runs the risk of getting a serious face slapping or worse a swift knee to the testes uke:

However you are right - you would find out quickly enough how she felt

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Y0ni
you would find out quickly enough how she felt

rofl

Teh soft and squashy !

 

[1tchy trigger]

Originally posted by leggy
a gorgeous Aussie lass laughed at me in a night club a couple of weeks ago. We are now going out.

Are you sure it's not just Bozz in a wig?

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by 1tchy trigger
Are you sure it's not just Bozz in a wig?

FFS SSSHHHH !!!

You'll spoil the illusion.

"there is no willy"
"there is no willy"...

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by mank!
I'm equally useless at identifying things like this. But it very rarely happens to me - surprise surprise - so I need not worry. Being uglee is always the failsafe option :>

I've found that being ugly has a few hidden advantages

Also I can't flirt

Dunno why I mustn't have the right part of the brain developed or sommink :/

Also I'm pants with small-talk but I happily talk "broken biscuits"* when sober to my mates.


*A saying I had never heard before last week \o/

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by doh_boy
I've found that being ugly has a few hidden advantages

Like what? Enlighten me. And what the fuck is 'broken biscuits' about? :]

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by mank!
Like what? Enlighten me. And what the fuck is 'broken biscuits' about? :]

Biscuit is a famous game involving jism.

I'm sure it's related.

 

[dysfunction]

I have never heard the term "broken biscuits" before either

 

[doh_boy]

cool..

well bascially it means talking shite! But not just normal shite it's talking about subjects that are slightly out of the ordinary. I can't give examples because I'm tired and my brains not working.

Also Advantages of being ugly:

No Girl-friend - All the associated advantages thereof.

No need to 'dress-up' when going out - I get changed in 5 mins and that includes choosing what to wear.

No expensive pampering - Money saved can be spent on beer.

Ugly Women don't pester you - It can be scary and embarrasing.

If you're a nice bloke then girls think of you as a surregate younger brother - They introduce you to girls who are 'perfect for you' and in my experience they're not to bad, usually.

 

[mank!]

I see.

I'm quite happy being single. After my previous girlfriend messing me about endlessly and the way it all ended dramatically I'm perfectly happy to avoid the opposite sex for as long as needs be. Much easier being single!

 

[Tom]

I'm getting quite broody in my old age.

 

[Anasyn]

being single = teh rule!

1) no being messed about by women unable to make their minds up
2) no being messed about by women, period
3) no being screamed at for no reason by women and then them saying "sorry about being a bitch, it's just that time of the month"
4) no women using "that time of the month" to try and get away with just about anything
5) no women spending your money for you
6) no women complaining when you've just gone out with mates, rolled in at 9:30 in the morning totally wrecked having spent ALL of your money on booze

 

[Big G]

I used similar excuses too when i was unable to get a shag.

 

[mank!]

mr big funny =)

 

[Anasyn]

I'm able to, just damned ex fiancee has put me off women for life :/
she teh bitch

 

[Yoni]

Originally posted by Anasyn
being single = teh rule!

1) no being messed about by women unable to make their minds up
2) no being messed about by women, period
3) no being screamed at for no reason by women and then them saying "sorry about being a bitch, it's just that time of the month"
4) no women using "that time of the month" to try and get away with just about anything
5) no women spending your money for you
6) no women complaining when you've just gone out with mates, rolled in at 9:30 in the morning totally wrecked having spent ALL of your money on booze

LQQKs like someone met the wrong gurlie

 

[mank!]

There are right girls?

 

[Yoni]

there are right girls in the same way as there are right men

 

[mank!]

That's a no then

girls are all well and good until you fall in love!

 

[Summo]

Man, it's like www.teentrauma.com in here. Sort yourselves out, ffs.