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Xtro

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I'm pissed as a fuck. Come back early cos gf is currently puking her head off upstairs.

That is all. Carry on.
 
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FatBusinessman

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I am but mildly inebriated at the moment.

My gf would be puking upstairs, except that not only do I not have a girlfriend, but I don't have an upstairs either :)
 
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theriven

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Dear deardry

heard a bang on the door bout 10 pm, looked out window, couldnt see fuck all, just gone to lock up and me missis is lying on the doorstep.

should i let her in to be sick (and possibly piss the bed) or call the cozzers?
 
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icemaiden

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i'd guess letting her in would be your best option..
 
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theriven

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cheers deardy :D

i let her in and she began calling me horrid names :(

so i put her in bed.

need a new mattress now !

thanks for the wonderfull advice :eek:
 
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FatBusinessman

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See, this is the good thing about being single :)


Of course, there still exists the rather large bad thing about being single.... :(
 
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icemaiden

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but think of the fun you'll have in the morning when she's dying of a hangover :)
 
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mank!

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lamers

don't blame the sweet and tender hooligan
 
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.cage

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Originally posted by Xtro
I'm pissed as a fuck. Come back early cos gf is currently puking her head off upstairs.

That is all. Carry on.
Click to expand...


OMGMGMGM SOOOO FUCKKCKCIN DRUNKKK MAN LIEK 1989 PINTS OF RAW HEROIN LOLOLOL

OMG LOLLLL
 
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The-Don

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Originally posted by FatBusinessman
See, this is the good thing about being single :)
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couldn't agree more tbh - pld FB
 
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Xtro

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I do not remember this.

cage, I remember you being incarcerated in Heng Poi Li in '74 though.
 
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Testin da Cable

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I didn't know they had a sperm bank there
 
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Mellow-

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I'm still confused as to why you came in from a night out and came on the fucking internet.

:rolleyes:
 
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Xtro

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duh. I was looking for pics of Avril Lavigne to stroke my fat hairy cock over.
 
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Deadmanwalking

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is it just me or is Ben starting to sound like a CS player ..

TBH gg hf etc etc

=/
 
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