flaming poo bag

[Lamp]

Has anyone been on the receiving end of the flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep ?

 

[megadave]

nope.

although i did once see chavs egging houses, one house they knocked on the door then egged the lady in the face who opened the door.

i laughed xD

 

[Lamp]

was it Laddey egging prostitutes?

(https://forums.freddyshouse.com/off-topic-21/237558-last-night.html)

 

[megadave]

haha no unfortunately not

 

[kiliarien]

I always considered the flaming poo bag more American tbh. Never seen it or been a victim of it first hand.

In terms of chavs egging - unoriginal and rubbish. Unless that lady you laughed at Megadave was a real bitch that saddens me too to hear that situation. Chavs need a good kick up the arse. I teach a lot of them so I speak from experience. Most of them stuffed by their twatty chav parents, they have little chance.

Anyways, flaming poo - I would like to see it executed on someone followed by backing track of Michael Flateley's 'Feet of Flames' for effect. That would round it off nicely.

 

[CorNokZ]

lol I've egged several houses back in the days.. All part of being a boy imo! we also smashed EVERY single pumpkin in an entire neighbourhood at Halloween! Orange goo was flwoing through the streets!

Good times..

 

[Aoami]

lol I've egged several houses back in the days.. All part of being a boy imo!

i tried it once but it just came back and splattered all over me. boy did i have egg on my face.

i'm here all week.

 

[CorNokZ]

That was terribad

 

[fettoken]

I miss those days. Going out with a gang of 10 guys, egging cars, spraypainting stuff and skateboarding. Awwwww.

 

[kiliarien]

I miss those days. Going out with a gang of 10 guys, egging cars, spraypainting stuff and skateboarding. Awwwww.

Almost like you were a european version to the opening sequence of Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I'd like to see it.

 

[Amphrax]

I have put baby poo into an A4 jiffy bag and then sent it in the post to my accountants home address... he wasn't too happy tho lol

 

[Ch3tan]

i tried it once but it just came back and splattered all over me. boy did i have egg on my face.

i'm here all week.

Instant Rimshot

(thanks to tdc)

 

[Ezteq]

heh I thought you were referring to someone by calling them a flaming poo bag.

I never did this; a big fave on my street was knock down ginger...if I ever catch those bastards I'll knock them down!


...my butt is still brused tbh.