Fish & Chips conspiracy...

[(Shovel)]

Right, last week we are told that we can't eat fish cause it's got dangerous levels of mercury in it.

This week we find out that chips give us cancer.

It's all a plot to kill off our national dish!

What's the big deal? What next? There'll be French food flooding into our Supermarkets and and Euro referendum.... oh.

 

[WPKenny]

I pay no attention whatsoever to these stories.

It seems that anything is fine in the right amount but eat too much, or even too little and you'll get cancer/go mad/end up liking Pop Idol.

Load of rubbish. There's new stories out each week and they mostly contradict each other. Pay no attention to it. You're not dead yet are you? Know anyone who's got cancer from chips? Anyone who's got mercury poisoning from eating fish? Nope. Right...

Carry on....

 

[old.Jas]

Originally posted by Shovel
It's all a plot to kill off our national dish!

Isn't the national dish curry?

 

[old.Munkie]

I love freshly fried Cod and Chips.

Add a gherkin and a pickled onion and I'm in heaven.

 

[old.Fweddy]

/looks at chances of deat by fish and chips

/counts up number of fish and chips eaten so far.

/books funeral

 

[Trem]

I got the raging squits once from fish, but I think thats because I went to Selmonella Dereks Tasty Chippy

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Fish allways makes me feel ill...

However chips certainly don't. As it happens, i've just been eating sausage and chips(from the chippie) just now.

 

[old.Jas]

Sausage and chips (or sausages and chips where they do those poncy small sausages) is indeed the daddy

 

[(Shovel)]

Frankly, I think we now know that getting out of bed is dangerous as you may com ein contact with something/one at some point during your lifetime. It is also unsafe to stay in bed as you will eventually rot from eating your own bed sheets (more of a punishment for some than others I imagine... ahem..).

Science sucks doesn't it :/

 

[xane]

If you lived on Fish and Chips then the levels of toxin mght have some effect.

Then again, living on Fish and Chips, even without toxins, would give you cancer, because it's a bad diet. Around 1-2% of cancers are caused by toxins in food whereas around 65% of cancers are caused by "bad diet", I hate quoting stats but these seem to be consistant amongst every study done in this area, even by the normally "toxin obsessed" World Health Organisation.

The cancer from chips scare was formulated by Swedish scientists, from the same country who sent over their secret agent Ulrika to seduce our national football coach weeks before the big contest, its a conspiracy to destroy our spirit for the first match against them.

Look out for new EU regulations on warm beer, from a proposal put forward by the Swedish delegate.

 

[Daffeh]

crossing the road can get you killed....

its true, they did research and EVERYTHING!

 

[Stazbumpa]

Stopping breathing can also kill you.

They did research on that too.

 

[Sawtooth]

Sausage egg and chips please....twice

 

[raw.]

Re: Re: Fish & Chips conspiracy...

Originally posted by Jas
Isn't the national dish curry?

dunno but i had a fantastic tika massala last night complemented with several pints of stella

 

[Testin da Cable]

I don't like fish. In fact I'm pushing it to even atempt a fishfinger. Pass me the tartare sauce please...

 

[Munkey-]

i hate fish, cant abide the bony bastards


but jumbo sausage. made universally by everysingle chinese chippy

 

[Sawtooth]

Make that three Sausage egg and chips please and hurry I havent got all day.

 

[Trem]

I used to work in a sausage factory/pie factory, I still eat sausages but it took me a couple of years to munch into one after seeing the ingredientsuke: . They use stuff called head meat, which you can guess the contents of.

 

[raw.]

Originally posted by Tremor
I used to work in a sausage factory/pie factory, I still eat sausages but it took me a couple of years to munch into one after seeing the ingredientsuke: . They use stuff called head meat, which you can guess the contents of.

lol most people know that its usualy the shite cut offs that end up in sausages etc, but they taste nice

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Who cares


Everyone knows the amount of shit that goes into stuff like McDonalds, yet eat people there. Just because it might look, sound, or be rather disgusting, if it doesn't make you ill, and it tastes nice, then who gives a damm


Chip shop sausages are fucking lovely, which is enough of an argument for me to eat them

 

[Trem]

Would it bother you if you knew what bodily fluids the workers put in them as well

 

[Moving Target]

Would eat it anyway even if I did know the employees spat in it. I would complain also! More burgers

 

[Trem]

Hmmmm I still eat the stuff, I have a split second doubt before the first bite but after that I don't care, I ain't gonna eat McDonalds no more though, I always feel ill as fuck after them, any of you lot get that or is it just that they put extra spunk in them around here?

 

[old.Praetorian]

Just a word of warning!

At my local McDonalds, two lads were sacked for jizzin' in the mayonaise.

 

[xane]

I buy a McDonalds and flush it straight down the loo, cut out the middle man.

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by Praetorian
Just a word of warning!

At my local McDonalds, two lads were sacked for jizzin' in the mayonaise.

so what they had a wank together? surely thats not right.


Anyway ignorance is bliss

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by ignus


so what they had a wank together? surely thats not right.


Anyway ignorance is bliss

Perhaps they were having a race!

 

[Munkey-]

i live on babybels at the moment

(substitute for junk food whilst doing work)