Fuck you, you girlfriend is so old she needs an industrial sized vat of KY jelly just to lube the bitch up enough for penetration!
Vlads bird...
Fuck you gayboy, thanks for the porn though, I am taking a 2 minute break to crack one off!![]()
Yeah yeah, that vibrator has been going up your arse for aaaaaaaages as well, don't worry though the batteries will run out soon!![]()
The 10inch wonderschlong is never hard to locate, I just wish I didn't empty my bollocks faster than Linford Christy takes to run the 100 metres.![]()
Ooh, a posh bum tickler, classy!![]()
Just use a broomstick like Vlad does and tie it to the washer when it is on full spin!
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Aww come on, don't be bitter. I am just messing about with you.![]()