First thing to do when home...

[Himse]

I drink, fall asleep outside my house or my mates, then wake up, finally go inside and go back to sleep :s

even at my age :S lol

 

[Golena]

I come home and check my rep......................_
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Don't let me come home alone! Click here ------

 

[Vladamir]

who says I come home

Your home is my home meightor, buttsecksrly :d

Normally stumble through the door, take off my coat, empty pockets on the kitchen counter.

Go for a piss and make faces in the mirror - duration dependant on quantity of alcohol consumed.

Find something in the fridge and eat it out the container, then put it back.

Drink a pint of water or more if i can be bothered.

Trek (sp oO) upstairs as quietly as i can, so i don't wake anyone up.

Open my bedroom door, stub my toes on my underwear draw and say "Oh fuck", pretty loud, thus defeating the object of the silent stairwalk.

Fall onto bed.

Sleep

 

[Haggus]

meight, i don't have stairs :<

 

[Vladamir]

meight, i don't have stairs :<

That's what i do you turd

 

[Haggus]

That's what i do you turd

we'll you do it here too, was getting mixed up

Anyway, why don't you say what you do when you come home normally cos it's like never that you get to go out cuz you have no friends irl !

 

[Vladamir]

we'll you do it here too, was getting mixed up

Anyway, why don't you say what you do when you come home normally cos it's like never that you get to go out cuz you have no friends irl !

Fine have it your way!.

Get home.

Have a wank.

Browse fh for a while.

Have another wank.

Go eat some food.

Have another wank while talking on MSN, best one of the three so far.

Do a little homework.

Boot up my webcam, have another wank.

Watch some tv.

Have dinner (sorry were you expecting something else?)

Bed, and of course.......










































I brush my teeth before

 

[tris-]

vlad, thats exactly like my day when i have nothing at all to do :/

 

[tris-]

ba, trying to rep u and fh is a fuckin noob and says spread it around ffs.

 

[Marc]

If out on the ale, eat kebab and fall asleep fully clothed.

If out clubbing, wont get in till 8-9am next morning anyway and wouldnt be able to sleep so just force some breaky down, read the papers and go down the local to sort my head out, once its openend.

 

[Ezteq]

wow Vlad dude tbh im surprised you can peel yourself off the chair:

[see artists impression]

 

[Haggus]

stuffs

How can you wank so many times :/

 

[lilmissnaughty]

ez - this is why most men have a loo roll/box of tissues in their room or they would all have to be crowbar levered outta their chairs..

hag - dont be jealous, its quality not quantity that counts

 

[Vladamir]

How can you wank so many times :/

After going red raw for a few days it starts to toughen up, think of it as penile conditioning.

I don't really wank that much you fuckbucket