First thing to do when home...

[Equador]

It's saturday morning, 1:20 AM here, and I just got home from hanging out with friends. The first thing I do when I get home is check my rep!! ( harr harr)
No seriously though, I usually eat something, drink some water and go to bed. What's your general home-coming ritual? ( Please, no disgusting details )

 

[DocWolfe]

I sniff a line of cocaine and pass out on the floor What I really do is, stumble into bed and pass out and wake up at 10am still drunk, then I drink water, and have a piss

 

[Chronictank]

come in, go to room, take off clothes, fall aiming for bed

 

[TeaSpoon]

Without fail, take off my ring, watch, take my change, mp3 player, wallet and keys out of my pockets. I'm a bit OCD in that sense.

Then I mostly either get some water and stumble into bed, or just stumble into bed

 

[Mikah75]

i always seem to have some toast when i get in drunk... then water and stumble up the stairs and either sleep on my laminate floor if i miss the bed, or my bed if i get in it

 

[mikke]

the first thing i do is to sit down infront of the computer after doing what my mum have told me to do householding vise, then i go up to my room, lock the door, and enjoy a cofee and a snus

 

[Zegas]

Usually i'll be bored and log on daoc and train for the olympic drunken typing event

Over these past years I think i'm getting quite good, though I tend to forget what I trained alot when I sober up

 

[tris-]

remove shit from pockets
strip to naked
load up a bong
browse FH
smoke bong when rdy
eat a little snack
watch some porn and touch my intimate parts
goto sleep if im still awake

 

[Raven]

i cant go straight to bed after going out, usually trawl T'internet for a bit, listen to some music, have a joint, then wake up hang over free, i find if you go straight to bed after a night on the piss you always get a hang over, unwind a bit before and you are fine.

 

[Laddey]

remove shit from pockets
strip to naked
load up a bong
browse FH
smoke bong when rdy
eat a little snack
watch some porn and touch my intimate parts
goto sleep if im still awake

Don't you spin out if you load up a bong after a session? Drinking loads, then suddenly chonging on a bong is lethul!

 

[Rediknight]

all you people saying they'll take a load of stuff out of their pockets before they go to bed - two points here:

1) you haven't said where you put all the things - maybe the fishtank?

2) If you haven't managed to lose everything you own, including noticing you now only have one shoe, you haven't had a proper night out haha!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't bother with taking stuff out.

If i'm sober(ish), check telly if anything on(sometimes late night shows). Check net. Go to bed in all peace and quiet.

In not sober(ish). Stumble in through the door, remove excess rings and wristbands and whatnot, make anything out of the fridge, usually strange bread stuff, eat while stumbling across the apartment and removing pieces of cloth, check the tv for porn(never is there) check the computar stash for pron(Yei!), watch pron and finish bread thingy, close computar and fall to sleep in odd position.

Or just enter room and fall asleep at any chosen spot.

Oh yeah, if with lady companion in either case, check for possibility of sex while taking her to bed.

 

[echome]

Do you guys get home? Then you are not drunk enough...


That must be what I am doing wrong then. I'll try to get home next time i drink...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Do you guys get home? Then you are not drunk enough...

No mattter how drunk i am, i always get home like the dog i am

 

[echome]

No mattter how drunk i am, i always get home like the dog i am

Think my GF would like to trade you and I

 

[tris-]

Don't you spin out if you load up a bong after a session? Drinking loads, then suddenly chonging on a bong is lethul!

if i smoke a J aftr heavy drinking i vomit violently. if i toot a bong, it relaxes me right down and i can goto sleep pretty fast. or watch some funny comedy stuff and fall asleep laughing.

if i try to goto sleep just drunk, its a friggin nightmare. feels like it takes an hour to fall asleep and then you wake up and feel like you never even slept.

 

[Thorwyn]

Feed the cat, switch on the computer, check emails, check a couple of forums, get a last beer, put some soup from the can into the microwave, eat it while drinking the last beer, get one FINAL last beer while surfing or watching TV, brush teeth, go to bed.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Think my GF would like to trade you and I

HAwt?

Fit?

We can try...i'm not jealous

Though don't know how keen she would be after knowing i don't want sexor after i get home either

EDIT:

Feed the cat, switch on the computer, check emails, check a couple of forums, get a last beer, put some soup from the can into the microwave, eat it while drinking the last beer, get one FINAL last beer while surfing or watching TV, brush teeth, go to bed.

Damn that all stuff requires some co-ordination. You don't drink too much "over the top" do ya

 

[Equador]

get a last beer, put some soup from the can into the microwave, eat it while drinking the last beer

You eat soup while drinking beer? Yuck!

 

[Outlander]

when i get in a just get ready for bed, have a pint of water and maybe a cup of tea then goto bed

or have sex with something, then do all that.

 

[tris-]

how do you goto sleep when your totally pissed? i think its horrible. i need to wait at least an hour before i even bother to try.

 

[Haggus]

who says I come home

 

[lilmissnaughty]

2) If you haven't managed to lose everything you own, including noticing you now only have one shoe, you haven't had a proper night out haha!

this is very true, went thro a spate of comin home to find i had only one earring in. got a box full of single earrings now.

i find i dont get as drunk when i go out now compared to i used to - had a bad experience with getting robbed while passed out. also tend to go out more on a saturday night then a friday so u got friday night to gear up to it an sunday to recover

 

[Ezteq]

well first thing i tend to do whenever i get home (from anywhere) is either get in to my jim jams or depending on the time/temperature something equally comfortable (if i was a bond girl, after untangling myself from a passionate snog with james id say "just let me slip in to something more comfortable" and come back wearing a duvet and slipper socks) i hate wearing proper cloths, so damn uncomfortable.

and thats pretty much the only ritual reguarding getting home i have

 

[Lamp]

Sneak in to avoid waking kids up
Wake wife up in hope of a bunk up
If no joy surf net
Find something stimulating on net
If get hard on go back to step 2
Otherwise scratch balls, fart, brush teeth, and get some kip

 

[crispy]

Varies quite alot. I like the toast version.

If ive got enough caffeine throughout the day im usually able to make some food and watch some southpark.

But sometimes that fail and i never know where i wake up. And never know what ive done always an adventure calling people after a weekend hehe

 

[tris-]

But sometimes that fail and i never know where i wake up. And never know what ive done always an adventure calling people after a weekend hehe

i dont know how u can get so drunk. i could drink a bottle of vodka in a night and not be that drunk. genetics perhaps? i dont know, someone must though

 

[crispy]

Who says i dont?

Besides im a wee boi 60 kg >_<


maybe 65 now

 

[lilmissnaughty]

aye bigger folks can take more usually tho there are exceptions to every rule ofc

 

[Rediknight]

I don't technically lose things, i used to give all of my stuff away- sunglasses, keys, drinks, and on one occasion i actually gave away my trousers as i spilt my drink on some hawt chick, so we swapped trousers