Marc said:Id imagine waking up next to a dog on a sunday morning would be far worse
Marc said:Id imagine waking up next to a dog on a sunday morning would be far worse
hahaEzteq said:im sorry to disagree but it would be much much worse if you'd taken a swig of the milk without looking causing hardened milk lumps to become lodged in your throat, triggering the gag reflex causing your arm to flap wildly thus inserting ones fingers in the toaster causing an electric shock
this would make your whole body over heat (as we all know heat travels from the highest point of contact to the lowest in a prehistoric survival tack tic used by glow worms) and make your synthetic fibre slipper socks smoke settig off the smoke alarm and alerting neighbours who rush round to assist upon breaking down the door and releasing your pedegree veitnamese pot bellied pig they see you stood in the kitchen face purple, one hand in the toaster, the other stuck to the side of a partially melted milk carton wearing nothing but a frilly pink baby doll neglegee, barny the dinosaur g- string and a pair of rapidly dissolving winnie the poo slipper socks.
tbh that might be worse.