Finnish guy does Finnish stuff (deservers its own thread)

[fettoken]

YouTube - Finnish guy eats Licorice and LOSES IT!?!? WTF?



Yeah.

 

[Vasconcelos]

That Popeye-alike guy is uglier than a camel's arse.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Those are rather good actually

 

[fettoken]

Those are rather good actually

Could you amuse me with a short translation?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Could you amuse me with a short translation?

Of the guy?

Just a sec...

*painstaking playpausewriteplaypause moment later*

From start, i'll italy my added comments for clarification;

1 - Citizens! Here in Finland there's a new menacingly shocking drug. Which is an old drug that has been tried to eradicate from Finland for...for a time. Even a law thought about. It's not booze. It's not cigarettes. It's neither cannabis or heroin. But this drug has been deemed so menacing to the citizens of Finland that you can't even...you can get it from boats(cruiseliners). This is a horrific poison. Look at this! Look at this!

*turns camera to box on table*

Lakupiippu! (liqourice pipe, swedes know 'em). Forbidden Fruit. Look. Forbidden fruit.

*opens box*

*...twice*

Oh what a sme-- oh what a substance.

*takes one out*

Lakupiippu. Lakupiippu. Look what a poisonous...oh hoh(basically oh my. This kind of forbidden fruit. Huh huh (Basically phew).

*hands camera*

Look, this friend of mine will film this moment when i enjoy(or eat with passion) this...horrible...look...

*smells the pipe*

These aromas!

*smells again*

These aromas!

*smells AGAIN*

These aromas mix up my head! (Direct translation there, basically means "make me go nuts"...which he does.)

Look.

*takes a puff out of the liqourice pipe*

*goes mental*

*calms down*

*voice in background(sounds like mother) sayas something about horrible or some such*

Liqourice boys it kicks, it kicks so well! (kicks(potkii) is a slang term for effects, used usually for powerful ones)

*eats more pipe*

Now you understand why the lakupiippu mst be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNED!

*eats last bit and...well...*

That boys was a pipe, see ya bye bye.
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That kind of short translation? I don't do half arses, they only rub your dick one way

 

[fettoken]

Nice work Mr Toth. It amused me somewhat

 

[Fafnir]

Hmm have to look for thoose next time i go to Mariehamn.. But i think they got "banned" since our goverments think they promote smoking.

 

[Ormorof]

i love those things, damn silly governments, it encourages me to eat more lakrids not smoke!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Went to shop for some smokes and bought a "lakupiippu!" myself.

They are yummy, but i can't help but to feel that in thsi case, smoking promotes devouring of liqourice.

 

[Olgaline]

i love those things, damn silly governments, it encourages me to eat more lakrids not smoke!

This is also banned in Finland

 

[Punishment]

That Popeye-alike guy is uglier than a camel's arse.

He is a pretty one

 

[old.Tohtori]

Olga, can't fin any info on that, but the liqourice pipes can be bought almost in every store here.

The rumours of Finnish bans are greatly exaggarated

 

[Olgaline]

I got it from the guy who owns and runs Drikkeriet in Dk, he also runs a beer store in Cph, he also runs the phantom brewery Evil Twin,
and happens to be the brother of Mikkel Borg Bjergsø (Mikkeller) and he published an artical on it in the danish enthusiast magasin,
Soo...I have a hunch that there just might be some truth to the story

 

[old.Tohtori]

Have to investigate and give results