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Finish The Story-thread (Rated M for Mature)

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Once upon a time there was a small house. The house was owned by a troll called Frank. One night Frank heard strange noises coming from the living room. Frank entered the room and saw Tilda making out with...
 

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Ballad said:
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Once upon a time there was a small house. The house was owned by a troll called Frank. One night Frank heard strange noises coming from the living room. Frank entered the room and saw Tilda making out with...

...Hansmoleman his brother, Frank was chocked and heartbroken.. In the heat of the passion Pinp pulled down his pants and walked up to enkor, carrassed him, and said...
 
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Kaj said:
...Hansmoleman his brother, Frank was chocked and heartbroken.. In the heat of the passion Pinp pulled down his pants and walked up to enkor, carrassed him, and said...
I love you honeybear. Moment later she was sucking on Enkor's huge, vibrating...
 

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Ballad said:
I love you honeybear. Moment later she was sucking on Enkor's huge, vibrating...

(Pinp is a he or she? :()

Anyway..

...2-handed Hammer, which he had slain so many with to get to rr9(??).. She looked up at him and said...
 

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Ballad said:
I love you honeybear. Moment later she was sucking on Enkor's huge, vibrating...

banned FH account

seriously guys this is gonna get you all banned. i only warn you cause if you all go i got no one to chat to :(
 

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Bahumat said:
banned FH account

seriously guys this is gonna get you all banned. i only warn you cause if you all go i got no one to chat to :(

I agree with Bahumat, this is getting out of hand :<
Keep your nasty thoughts in private chats guys, this forum has a variation of all ages. And this topic is not appropriate here.
 

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Jardar said:
I agree with Bahumat, this is getting out of hand :<
Keep your nasty thoughts in private chats guys, this forum has a variation of all ages. And this topic is not appropriate here.



:touch: So, how about if I complain about your sig? :D



EDIT: Gimp, you changed it!
 

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Hopefully Ame doesn't look at this thread, he's only 15 :(
 
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Kaj said:
(Pinp is a he or she? :()

Anyway..

...2-handed Hammer, which he had slain so many with to get to rr9(??).. She looked up at him and said...
(she 'cause I say so:()
...How much are you asking for this masterpiece?" Enkor smiled, sighed in relief and said: "You can have it for free. I found a new toy on my journeys". He opened his backpack and pulled out a...
 

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i did that for your own good.... dont want you getting banned although you didnt say nice things about me in the last thread
 
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The Sequal!

Ghorak was heading down to the local Tavern when he noticed some horny Kobolds dragging a lifeless norsewomen to their cave, Ghorak slaughterd the Kobolds with his almighty blue bolts of death. He then used all his Shaman power to ressurect the lifeless body.

Enkor slowly opened her eyes to see Ghorak looking over her grinning. Enkor felt a chill down her spine, she is still disorentated from the ressurection, Enkor looks down to notice she has no clothes on. Enkor says "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLOTHES YOU PERVE!" Ghorak says "...
 

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Yeppy Kinkster said:
The Sequal!

Ghorak was heading down to the local Tavern when he noticed some horny Kobolds dragging a lifeless norsewomen to their cave, Ghorak slaughterd the Kobolds with his almighty blue bolts of death. He then used all his Shaman power to ressurect the lifeless body.

Enkor slowly opened her eyes to see Ghorak looking over her grinning. Enkor felt a chill down her spine, she is still disorentated from the ressurection, Enkor looks down to notice she has no clothes on. Enkor says "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLOTHES YOU PERVE!" Ghorak says "...

i could not resurect them....ghorak then started to regain his mana, he then starts to cast...
 
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But is interupted by a load shout, Ghorak was shocked for a few seconds.. He turns around to see Amildin the Minstrel. Amildin laughs and quickly starts playing a soothing melody. The soothing melody makes Ghorak extremly drowsey... He then collapses on the ground with a loud "THUD".

Amildin then starts playing a fast beat with his drum, he runs up towards Enkor at a unatural speed.. pulls back his hand, Enkor flinches and covers her face. Amildin smacks Enkor's behind then runs off...
 

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