Fingermagnets obsession!

[old.Billy]

My ol` buddy fingermagnet has got a serious problem. He spends too much time (in fact all of his time) surfing the net. His excuse is that it costs him nothing. As a result of this obsession, his university work is suffering, he is afraid to go into the light and is subsequently always being thrashed at pool by drunken individuals such as myself. Help me one and all to help Fingermagnet to spend a bit of time doing something different, warn him of the hazards and don`t let dave anywhere near!

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

ROFL! I now see the light! Maybe I do spend too much time surfing the net, buy hey u would too if it was free. As for the Pool I think u know that i'm a better player, cos everyone else does.

Your comments have been greatly appreciated, but I feel this to be unworthy of a new posting on this messageboard. You can email me at FingerMagnet@Pakistans.com to discuss this further. Or to anyone of my other email accounts.

 

[old.[GA] Shovel]

I think I understand bow why I'm so bad at pool...

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[old.frankie]

darts, hmm, maybe playing that whilst drunk isnt such a good idea, i know some peep then when drunk would likely to start throwing them at anyone who looks at them, but thats just alcohol.
now pool, never played it proper.
and surfing the net, god i am obessed but im cutting down now, saw the sun for the first time in 3 weeks today ad just opened my curtains for first time in 2 years.
anyways cut down its like smokeing and drinking, it may be free if u nick it from parents but its still bad for you after a while, every weekend is ok but thats it. Youll loose all ya mates iuf u stop going out on the piss, and wont get any birds either, so CUT DOWN.

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[old.FingerMagnet]

Tell me Frankie is the sun the same yellow hydrogen burning ball in the sky that i once saw in childhood? Those where the dayz before i got my modem and a 0800 dial up isp. As for the booze i don't touch a drop of it. As for the girls, well thats another matter!

[This message has been edited by FingerMagnet (edited 11 July 1999).]

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

Someone sent this to me, don't know why!
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You Know You're Addicted to The Internet When ...

* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

* Your start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I-Net dot com"

* All of your friends have an @ in their name.

* You can't call your mother..... she doesn't have a modem.

* Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

* You laugh at people with 33600 modems.

* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

* You refer to going to the bathroom as <downloading>

* You tell the cab driver you live at: http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html

* You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

* Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage..... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

* You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."

.....AND THE #1 CLUE THAT YOUR ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET IS........

* Your dog has its own home page.

 

[old.Billy]

Things are still the same for Finga as they were this time last year when this was started.

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

/me remembers when BW used to me a nicer place b4 Billy arrived