Final meals...

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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Ever wondered what all the insane Sigurd-serial-killers get too munch before they get fried?

Sick, eh?
 
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old.Xarr

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Wow creepy reading what the last thing people ate was :uhoh: Also notice the intense rise in people getting executed over the years. Sick indeed!
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by old.Xarr
Also notice the intense rise in people getting executed over the years.

Hmm... who was the governor of Texas before he elected himself president? Ah!! Answered my own question... :rolleyes:


One thing that really gets me? All of them are on death row, putting in requests for their last meal.

They ask for a smoke - they don't get it.
(cigarettes prohibited by policy)
Because... it's unhealthy!??

Fucks sake...
 
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old.Xarr

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Yeah I had a problem with that detail too. I've heard that sometimes they even give them the single cigarette (or the pack), but with nothing to light it with. That's borderline torture man!
 
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slapmesilly..

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And almost all of them have chicken for their last meal...

Maybe they do it for the wishbone?! ... or was that turkey...?
 
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danskmacabre

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Have you noticed that a lot of them wanted Dr Peppers with their meal?

Maybe the manufacturers of Dr Peppers could use that as part of their Advertising campaign..

"9 out of 10 Psychotic, mad dog killers prefer Dr Peppers!!*"


:D
 
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Addlcove

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Originally posted by danskmacabre
Have you noticed that a lot of them wanted Dr Peppers with their meal?

Maybe the manufacturers of Dr Peppers could use that as part of their Advertising campaign..

"9 out of 10 Psychotic, mad dog killers prefer Dr Peppers!!*"


:D

huhuhuh
 
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SFXman

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lol @ dansk's comment.

Notice this one?! Was he some obese psycho who sat on people?!
Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb
 
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danskmacabre

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Originally posted by SFXman
lol @ dansk's comment.

Notice this one?! Was he some obese psycho who sat on people?!


No, he ate them! :D
 
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Laroma

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I was just reading some of the "Offender Information" sheets, and OMG are some of those REALLY creepy. Yea yea, I know they're all pretty much creepy, but a few just really stand out.

What kinda psycho kills 3 people for wheel rims? Christ..
 
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SFXman

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Laromia, I know it aint supposed to be funny but damn that is funny :D
Wheel rims, lol... hehe....
 
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Tenko

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Originally posted by danskmacabre



No, he ate them! :D

Actually...

The man was Stanley Allison Baker, Jr aged 27 and weighing 200 pounds.

He was sent down for killing a Porn Shop owner and robbing the till for $50.

Not very funny but certainly interesting if a little macabre.;)
 
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danskmacabre

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Originally posted by Tenko


Actually...

The man was Stanley Allison Baker, Jr aged 27 and weighing 200 pounds.

He was sent down for killing a Porn Shop owner and robbing the till for $50.

Not very funny but certainly interesting if a little macabre.;)

Yeah, I read that already, but it's not anywhere nearly as funny as the previous 2 theories...
So I ignored it :)
 
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Murcalumis

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Aww, well, at least one of them was idealistic..

209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace

I don't really know why he wanted to eat justice, equality and world peace, though... must've been hungry.

Scary reading, though, yes!
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Wonder how many innocents were fried...:rolleyes:

Some of the 'proof' looks really dodgy to me...
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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He wanted his onions 'victim' style... bwhahaha!!
 
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Hjod

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Hmmm I would have, hmmm hmmm dunno what i would eat for a last meal, prolly something nasty, and if i didn´t get a last smoke I would go rampage

Wanna know something Ironic, what if a prisoner chokes on a bone or something when he´s eating his last meal??

?
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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They will do, of course, their best to keep him alive/re-animate him etc., so they can execute him properly. What did you think?;)
 
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old.tRoG

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the texans would probably just stick him in the electric chair anyway, just for the hell of it.
 

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