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FH Children writing about the sea.....
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Deebs age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Nate age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea
all round you, you are incontinent. (Thadius age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly & mean, & have big teeth, just like Mey.
She's not my friend no more. (Gamah age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Bugz
age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, & comes back with crabs. (Ezteq age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans. (Vlad age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, & I like their shiny tails. How
do mermaids get pregnant? (cHodAX age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming & being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, & my big sister has just
got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.(-Tris age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers. (Jupitus age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, & it makes my
willy small. (Tohtori age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Urgluf age
8)
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
fanny. (DocWolfe age 7)
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Deebs age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Nate age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea
all round you, you are incontinent. (Thadius age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly & mean, & have big teeth, just like Mey.
She's not my friend no more. (Gamah age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Bugz
age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, & comes back with crabs. (Ezteq age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans. (Vlad age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, & I like their shiny tails. How
do mermaids get pregnant? (cHodAX age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming & being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, & my big sister has just
got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.(-Tris age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers. (Jupitus age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, & it makes my
willy small. (Tohtori age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Urgluf age
8)
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
fanny. (DocWolfe age 7)
