FFS first the FBI now the CIA have chased me

[Deebs]

Just got this in my email. Why always me? Anyone got the CIA's phone number?

Case #88299287

Distribution and storage of pornographic electronic materials involving underage children.

My name is Melissa Patrick and I am a technical collection officer working for Central Intelligence Agency.

It has come to my attention that your personal details including your email address (REDACTED) are listed in case #88299287.

The following details are listed in the document’s attachment:

• Your personal details,
• Home address,
• Work address,
• List of relatives and their contact information.

Case #88299287 is part of a large international operation set to arrest more than 1800 individuals suspected of paedophilia in 27 countries.

The data which could be used to acquire your personal information:

• Your ISP web browsing history,
• DNS queries history and connection logs,
• Deep web .onion browsing and/or connection sharing,
• Online chat-room logs,
• Social media activity log.

The first arrests are scheduled for April 15, 2019.

Why am I contacting you?

I read the documentation and I know you are a wealthy person who may be concerned about reputation.

I am one of several people who have access to those documents and I have enough security clearance to amend and remove your details from this case.Here is my proposition.

Transfer exactly $10,000 USD (ten thousand dollars – about 2.5 BTC) through Bitcoin network to this special bitcoin address: <REDACTED>


You can transfer funds with online bitcoin exchanges such as Coinbase,Bitstamp or Coinmama.The deadline is March 25, 2019 (I need few days to access and edit the files).

Upon confirming your transfer I will take care of all the files linked to you and you can rest assured no one will bother you.

Please do not contact me.I will contact you and confirm only when I see the valid transfer.



Regards,
Melissa Patrick


Technical Collection Officer
Directorate of Science and Technology
Central Intelligence Agency

 

[Scouse]

Pay up, you paedo

 

[caLLous]

Oh well, it was nice knowing you.

Also, as if it wasn't obvious that it was fake anyway, as if an American would put the "a" in paedo.

 

[Shagrat]

never realised the CIA used Bitcoin.........

 

[Zarjazz]

never realised the CIA used Bitcoin.........

Don't you know the CIA invented Bitcoin?!

 

[Embattle]

Slush Fund for there next Terrorist operations

 

[Job]

Hmm, isn't Lamp trying to get on the dark web.

 

[CorNokZ]

Hmm, isn't Lamp trying to get on the dark web.

@Lamp thinks he's on the dark web when he turns off his monitor and continues to browse...

 

[Deebs]

@Lamp thinks he's on the dark web when he turns off his monitor and continues to browse...

Fuck me, everytime I read this I laugh out loud. @CorNokZ @Lamp

 

[Billargh]

@Lamp thinks he's on the dark web when he turns off his monitor and continues to browse...

Think you've went the Freddyshouse version of viral here mate.