ffs. evil jokes take 2 :|

[gunner440]

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.


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gunz

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Coim]

The Comedy King returns!

 

[k9awya]

rofl well hung

 

[Vindicator]

You know he is only slagging off bitachs. you dont have to act like his.

Not bad but kinda Toliet Humour :0

 

[Dillinja]

Haha! :d

 

[Brynn]

gunz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^10000000 Tisme

 

[Vodkafairy]

gunzie :wub:

 

[Lumikki]

Woooo! :worthy:

 

[ST^]

lol ! haha

 

[Rothzak]

kid: dad whats a travestite?
dad: a smart woman son

:touch:

 

[FoxeH]

teh swallow xDDD

 

[Tisme]

hehe

 

[RaiztliN]

Rofl

 

[oblimov]

rofl nice m8 nice

 

[Aoami]

gunz jokes owns and tism'es are shit cos she's a dyke

 

[tedStar]

gunz jokes owns and tism'es are shit cos she's a dyke

lol that one made me laugh too

 

[Tisme]

tism'es are shit cos she's a dyke

Roflmfao news to me, my kids and my hubby :eek2:

 

[AhoyHoy]

lol, nice1, keep em coming

 

[Brynn]

Roflmfao news to me, my kids and my hubby :eek2:

and me thought i might try my luck at cyb0r sexx0r with her - now i have to pull a vf.

 

[Kalba]

I'll add a stupid joke too...

EVER WONDER where we are headed...

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start"
to stop Windows?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new & improved" flavour?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

[Duvelken]

Brought a little smile to my face :wub:

 

[Skeggi]

Kalba know this one all to well:

When a Ducthman approaches you and says: "I'm concerned for your safety." what he actually means is: "Get off the bikepath you BLOODY TOURIST!".

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