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1) on a scale of 1 to 10 what percentage of me is l33t
a) 70%
2) if you had to eat only 1 thing for a week what would it be.
a) Super Noodles
3) biscuits or carrot cake....discuss
a) If you're a toddler and someone offers you carrot cake, your first reaction is "EEEWWW" A cake with carrots? Damn! thats some crazy shit. I've heard of bannana cake.. but carrot cake? that just takes the biscuit.
4) During the 2nd world war if Adolf Hitler had Bone Dancer's would he have won?
Well you see Hitler did actualy have Bone Dancers, but on the day he went to examine them, they saw Hitler's mustache which freaked them out and so they killed him.
5) spell "Silk", what do cows drink?
a) Silk = "01110011 01101001 01101100 01101011"
Well cows drink water but there is a reason behind this. See cows don't come from earth, they come from the planet Zimoo.
Zimoo is a friendly planet filled with extremlty intelligent beings called watermoots, they are odd looking beings that dedicate their life to examining water from different planets. The watermoots put cows on our plaent to drink our water, then the watermoots come along and "ubduct" the cows to take them home to Zimoo to retrieve the water from the 4 stomachs. Watermoots know when to pick up the cows because the cows let out a secret call, it sounds very much like "moo".
Using extremly hightech translator I now know why the Cow goes "moo", "moo" translated roughly to english would mean "loo" and ofcourse if you had 4 stomachs filled with water, you would also need the loo.
a) 70%
2) if you had to eat only 1 thing for a week what would it be.
a) Super Noodles
3) biscuits or carrot cake....discuss
a) If you're a toddler and someone offers you carrot cake, your first reaction is "EEEWWW" A cake with carrots? Damn! thats some crazy shit. I've heard of bannana cake.. but carrot cake? that just takes the biscuit.
4) During the 2nd world war if Adolf Hitler had Bone Dancer's would he have won?
Well you see Hitler did actualy have Bone Dancers, but on the day he went to examine them, they saw Hitler's mustache which freaked them out and so they killed him.
5) spell "Silk", what do cows drink?
a) Silk = "01110011 01101001 01101100 01101011"
Well cows drink water but there is a reason behind this. See cows don't come from earth, they come from the planet Zimoo.
Zimoo is a friendly planet filled with extremlty intelligent beings called watermoots, they are odd looking beings that dedicate their life to examining water from different planets. The watermoots put cows on our plaent to drink our water, then the watermoots come along and "ubduct" the cows to take them home to Zimoo to retrieve the water from the 4 stomachs. Watermoots know when to pick up the cows because the cows let out a secret call, it sounds very much like "moo".
Using extremly hightech translator I now know why the Cow goes "moo", "moo" translated roughly to english would mean "loo" and ofcourse if you had 4 stomachs filled with water, you would also need the loo.
