Female troll skalds ???

[old.Anoushka]

Eni is suffering a lot lately...

Having reached her seniority last week about a dozen more or less lusty male midgardians have asked her out for more or less suspicious dates...

This only because all affirm she is the *sole* female trollskald having reached a levelout...

can this be true Is she really the solitary rolemodel for all female troll singing busdrivers

 

[klavrynd]

bah, i'm the only female zerk at 50 and i never get dates in mid

 

[Rudor]

Originally posted by klavrynd
bah, i'm the only female zerk at 50 and i never get dates in mid

You dont need 2 say that 2 times klav.. You belong to meeee!!!

 

[klavrynd]

give me those double-bladed ice razor's and i'll think about it

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Klav is one sexy Zerker

Can turn into your own personal teddie bear too for those long winter nights!

Nicodemus

 

[Taggart]

YUK !!

Female trolls are ugly bastards with Big Floppy TITS !!

Those guys asking for a date must have a FAT fetish lol.

 

[old.Gromnir]

Trolls are cute ... if you are another troll looking for action.

 

[Taggart]

Well if thats the kinda thing ya into mate, upto u

Oh and nice monty python signature there

 

[klavrynd]

female trolls are cute, just look at malenka or Gerta (which gets my "cutest female troll" award)

 

[_tindel_]

Yeah! Girlpower, no matter the race!

 

[VidX]

hmm... female trolls....

NAH!

Gimme a nice Celt girl

 

[old.Gromnir]

I'll settle for an Elf maiden in bondage

 

[DocWolfe]

female trolls are ugly and make stupid noiuses when they are hit

 

[malenka]

When you insult the female troll, just remember one thing. Behind that seemingly unprepossessing visage there may just be a real female player. With big tits.

 

[Rudor]

 

[Laroma]

Big saggy tits? ..

 

[kalgarn]

Originally posted by malenka
When you insult the female troll, just remember one thing. Behind that seemingly unprepossessing visage there may just be a real female player. With big tits.

have to aggree with that

 

[Svartur]

/em blows a kiss to Klavrynd

 

[Gerta Ugbash]

Ain't nowt Floppy 'bout my Big Rox Granite bar. And yeah I squeal, it's that rare a noise I don't have to have to tell everyone I got agro, THEY KNOW!

/em Blows a kiss to klavrynd Sweetie

 

[snikit]

Yeah but it might not be Aggro that makes you squeel!!

 

[klavrynd]

kalgarn discovered to be a bigtitted girl!!!


ps : Mal, how many REAL female players are there anyhow?

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by klavrynd
ps : Mal, how many REAL female players are there anyhow?

0, everyone knows everyone on the internet is male.

 

[kalgarn]

Originally posted by klavrynd
kalgarn discovered to be a bigtitted girl!!!

damn,there goess my cover

 

[Rudor]

Originally posted by klavrynd

ps : Mal, how many REAL female players are there anyhow?

Mebbe on deep water but i think Malenka is a girl..
So thats one

 

[old.Anoushka]

if u want to have a list of mainly rl women with female chars check out the Amazons of Midgard...

 

[darbey]

and me 8)

(Ex Amazon Rebecca before i was seduced by the alb dark side)

 

[malenka]

Klav, I dont think there are very many of us real females around. Every time I try and have a girly chat with a female char it turns out to be a guy. I remember being naive enough to think that all female chars were women. But yes, I am really a female. A few guys have seen me irl so they can confirm that.

 

[malenka]

I can also confirm that on the two occasions I have met Kalgarn, he was a guy - no tits. Sorry for any disappointment caused.

 

[kalgarn]

haha,you tell them malenka
to bad,i wouldn't mind a nice pair of big tit's to keep me busy when i'm bored

 

[Gerta Ugbash]

Lol @ Kalgarn

Yeah but if we already had em we'd get bored of them aswell, Eventually