Brannor McThife
Fledgling Freddie
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- Dec 30, 2003
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Now I can't remember if this has been done before, and if it has, well poop.
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The tale begins with a flashback to when the lowbie kobold Bilbo Baggins is trying to to get home to Gna Faste from Svasud Faste, when he accidently stumbled into Nisse's Lair. While trying to find his way out, he comes across Teh Ring that Nisse dropped and puts it in his pocket and wanders out.
Nisse is promptly zerged by his underlings who realise that he no longer has Teh Ring.
[Present Day]
Bilbo is retiring and needs to pass on some of his loot, but wants to take Teh Ring with him. Gand3lf, an Avalonian Firewiz that "got lost in the forest and ended up inside the Midgard inner-realm" tells him he can't take it with him when he quits, and that he, Gand3lf, will hold onto it for him. Gand3lf was planning to wear Teh Ring, but found he can't wear it as it doesn't match his realm, so Gand3lf decides to find some lowbie alts in Bilbo's guild and have them look after Teh Ring.
He sees these 2 n00bs wanderring around, called Frodo and Sam, and they keep getting ganked by wee wolves. He gives Teh Ring to the one called Frodo, and tells him not to wear it till it turns red - but since it's a level 100 ring, he hopes Frodo will never try it on.
Gand3lf rides off to Camelot and searches the catacombs for some ancient scroll. He finds some reference in a .doc file to Teh Ring and rushes back to see what Frodo's been up to. He tells Frodo to SHIFT-D the ring in the fire, but it respawns in Frodo's inventory. Gand3lf is now certain that it is really Teh Ring. He tells Frodo and Same to go see the Elves in Cruachon Gorge, he'll join them later.
Gand3lf decides to go speak to the Gothi's in Svasud Faste, but when he arrives, he finds Kemor waiting for him. He is promtply suspended for 3 days and has to use his whit and guile to escape further punishment.
On their way, Frodo and Sam run into these other two n00bs - Merry and Pippin - running for their lives from the Svartalfs they keep trying to steal from and they decide to form a group and maybe they won't keep getting ganked and maybe finally get past level 5.
While they're wanderring through Mirkwood Frodo realises that there might be a stealther stalking them, so they hide behind a tree and watch as a Nazgul stops to take a leak against a tree. They make a run for the river, and only just miss getting zerged by the Nazgul who spammed /y .
After the river, they make it into the forest, where they find a Sylvan anamist who's passing the time soloing. He helps them through the forest with a few song and dance routines.
They get to the Prancing Pony and find that the place is full of Firbolg's, so they're a bit weary. There they meet Str1der, a Celt Ranger, who tells them about the Nazgul and let's them share his room for the night.
During the night, the Nazgul zerg the inn, and try to grey-gank the kobolds in their sleep. After spamming /y they find the beds they just killed only dropped a bunch of Bag of Feathers, so they leave.
After they leave the inn, they head into the Barrow Downs, and after wonderring into a (level 45+) dungeon, they find themselves in a bad spot, when the Anamist - Tom - comes to their aid and they get away - not with grabbing a few purple-con swords. They camp out in some ruins, but make too much noise and the Nazgul find them. As the swords are purple-con, the
kobolds struggle to fight and Frodo gets DoT'd by one of the Nazgul. Str1der, who was off getting buffed by his bot, returns to Critshot them all and they run off.
But, since Str1ders buffbot can't heal, won't heal, they have to hope they can get to Cruachon Gorge and the elves, before the DoT kills Frodo. On the way, they run into Str1ders hot Female toon lover (47 year old Cobol programmer) and there is much /c between the two of them, with a few /emote's going off. The female toon, Arwen, is a bard, and she'll user her speedsong to get Frodo there quick. But she is ambush by the Zerging Nazgul. She runs as fast as she can, resisting mezz's and roots, and gets to Cruachon Gorge, where she taunts the Nazgul until one of them gets too close and the entire division of guards at the keep rush out and slaughter the Nazgul, who had forgotten to /bind nearby, and /released to find themselves
in Mordor.
Frodo awakes to find that Cruachon is filled with people /lfg. After an /a discussion, it is decided that a bigger party be formed and they head South to Mordor to SHIFT-D the Teh Ring once and for all.
Along the way, G1mly, a dwarf warrior, Son of Jon, shows the kobolds how to use their weapons, and PL's them a bit. They try to go through a mountain pass, but Kemor crashes the zone, and they have to turn back. They head to the Mines of Moriah but struggle to find the entrance, before Frodo accidently leans on a lever none of them had seen. Once inside, Frodo notices that there's a small Lurikeen called Gollum leeching off them. Gand3lf says he's been doing that for ages, but that he's not leeching enough for anyone to really notice. While searching the place for lewt, Merry wonders into a pygmy golbin scout, who calls for help and BAF's an army. After the first fight, they rebuff and decide to make a run for the exit. They get spotted by more scouts, and even more try to zerg them, but they are scared off when they hear ol' grumpy (a.k.a. Balrog) heading their way, and they don't like his AE nukes.
They make it to other side of the bridge, but Gand3lf, wanting to show how uber he is, decides to solo the Balrog, which turns out to be Zargar. Zargar suspends Gand3lf for cross-realming, and he is no more.
The other 8 in the party run off into the hillsand then into Loth Lorien, but get ambushed by some NPC elves, who escort them to the lady of the Forest. Gimly figured it was some EVENT as he'd never seen this quest before. She gives them a ton of uniques and buffs them all. They travel down the river, and after passing through a few zones, figure it's time to find a good camp spot for some good XP. However, the spot they picked, was right in the middle of an Urukhai spawn that had been cleared by a passing necro who was bored. Boromir tries to attack Frodo, but finds since they're in the same party, he can't /duel him. Frodo stealths and hides. Aragorn, who claims to be Str1ders alt, arrives in time to see the first of the Urukhai start to spawn. He fights while Frodo runs away. Merry and Pippin fight alongside Boromir, who eventually gets zerged. Sam comes back from being /AFK and realises that he was the groups only healer, and decides to /disband and run off after Frodo.
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Ok, ok, I just wrote this this morning...so not the best...but hope it amuses someone.
-G
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The tale begins with a flashback to when the lowbie kobold Bilbo Baggins is trying to to get home to Gna Faste from Svasud Faste, when he accidently stumbled into Nisse's Lair. While trying to find his way out, he comes across Teh Ring that Nisse dropped and puts it in his pocket and wanders out.
Nisse is promptly zerged by his underlings who realise that he no longer has Teh Ring.
[Present Day]
Bilbo is retiring and needs to pass on some of his loot, but wants to take Teh Ring with him. Gand3lf, an Avalonian Firewiz that "got lost in the forest and ended up inside the Midgard inner-realm" tells him he can't take it with him when he quits, and that he, Gand3lf, will hold onto it for him. Gand3lf was planning to wear Teh Ring, but found he can't wear it as it doesn't match his realm, so Gand3lf decides to find some lowbie alts in Bilbo's guild and have them look after Teh Ring.
He sees these 2 n00bs wanderring around, called Frodo and Sam, and they keep getting ganked by wee wolves. He gives Teh Ring to the one called Frodo, and tells him not to wear it till it turns red - but since it's a level 100 ring, he hopes Frodo will never try it on.
Gand3lf rides off to Camelot and searches the catacombs for some ancient scroll. He finds some reference in a .doc file to Teh Ring and rushes back to see what Frodo's been up to. He tells Frodo to SHIFT-D the ring in the fire, but it respawns in Frodo's inventory. Gand3lf is now certain that it is really Teh Ring. He tells Frodo and Same to go see the Elves in Cruachon Gorge, he'll join them later.
Gand3lf decides to go speak to the Gothi's in Svasud Faste, but when he arrives, he finds Kemor waiting for him. He is promtply suspended for 3 days and has to use his whit and guile to escape further punishment.
On their way, Frodo and Sam run into these other two n00bs - Merry and Pippin - running for their lives from the Svartalfs they keep trying to steal from and they decide to form a group and maybe they won't keep getting ganked and maybe finally get past level 5.
While they're wanderring through Mirkwood Frodo realises that there might be a stealther stalking them, so they hide behind a tree and watch as a Nazgul stops to take a leak against a tree. They make a run for the river, and only just miss getting zerged by the Nazgul who spammed /y .
After the river, they make it into the forest, where they find a Sylvan anamist who's passing the time soloing. He helps them through the forest with a few song and dance routines.
They get to the Prancing Pony and find that the place is full of Firbolg's, so they're a bit weary. There they meet Str1der, a Celt Ranger, who tells them about the Nazgul and let's them share his room for the night.
During the night, the Nazgul zerg the inn, and try to grey-gank the kobolds in their sleep. After spamming /y they find the beds they just killed only dropped a bunch of Bag of Feathers, so they leave.
After they leave the inn, they head into the Barrow Downs, and after wonderring into a (level 45+) dungeon, they find themselves in a bad spot, when the Anamist - Tom - comes to their aid and they get away - not with grabbing a few purple-con swords. They camp out in some ruins, but make too much noise and the Nazgul find them. As the swords are purple-con, the
kobolds struggle to fight and Frodo gets DoT'd by one of the Nazgul. Str1der, who was off getting buffed by his bot, returns to Critshot them all and they run off.
But, since Str1ders buffbot can't heal, won't heal, they have to hope they can get to Cruachon Gorge and the elves, before the DoT kills Frodo. On the way, they run into Str1ders hot Female toon lover (47 year old Cobol programmer) and there is much /c between the two of them, with a few /emote's going off. The female toon, Arwen, is a bard, and she'll user her speedsong to get Frodo there quick. But she is ambush by the Zerging Nazgul. She runs as fast as she can, resisting mezz's and roots, and gets to Cruachon Gorge, where she taunts the Nazgul until one of them gets too close and the entire division of guards at the keep rush out and slaughter the Nazgul, who had forgotten to /bind nearby, and /released to find themselves
in Mordor.
Frodo awakes to find that Cruachon is filled with people /lfg. After an /a discussion, it is decided that a bigger party be formed and they head South to Mordor to SHIFT-D the Teh Ring once and for all.
Along the way, G1mly, a dwarf warrior, Son of Jon, shows the kobolds how to use their weapons, and PL's them a bit. They try to go through a mountain pass, but Kemor crashes the zone, and they have to turn back. They head to the Mines of Moriah but struggle to find the entrance, before Frodo accidently leans on a lever none of them had seen. Once inside, Frodo notices that there's a small Lurikeen called Gollum leeching off them. Gand3lf says he's been doing that for ages, but that he's not leeching enough for anyone to really notice. While searching the place for lewt, Merry wonders into a pygmy golbin scout, who calls for help and BAF's an army. After the first fight, they rebuff and decide to make a run for the exit. They get spotted by more scouts, and even more try to zerg them, but they are scared off when they hear ol' grumpy (a.k.a. Balrog) heading their way, and they don't like his AE nukes.
They make it to other side of the bridge, but Gand3lf, wanting to show how uber he is, decides to solo the Balrog, which turns out to be Zargar. Zargar suspends Gand3lf for cross-realming, and he is no more.
The other 8 in the party run off into the hillsand then into Loth Lorien, but get ambushed by some NPC elves, who escort them to the lady of the Forest. Gimly figured it was some EVENT as he'd never seen this quest before. She gives them a ton of uniques and buffs them all. They travel down the river, and after passing through a few zones, figure it's time to find a good camp spot for some good XP. However, the spot they picked, was right in the middle of an Urukhai spawn that had been cleared by a passing necro who was bored. Boromir tries to attack Frodo, but finds since they're in the same party, he can't /duel him. Frodo stealths and hides. Aragorn, who claims to be Str1ders alt, arrives in time to see the first of the Urukhai start to spawn. He fights while Frodo runs away. Merry and Pippin fight alongside Boromir, who eventually gets zerged. Sam comes back from being /AFK and realises that he was the groups only healer, and decides to /disband and run off after Frodo.
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Ok, ok, I just wrote this this morning...so not the best...but hope it amuses someone.
-G