Feet or Balls

[Wij]

Which smell worst on you ?

My feet NEVER smell. They are lovely.

My balls though can ming a bit if left for a day.

How about you !!??!!!1

 

[ECA]

I dunno how I'd ever smell my feet but my balls smell lovely, like strawberries.

All the time.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can't say, neither smell of any distinct level. This from outside sources.

Feet are ofcourse all about DNA and balls are ofcourse all about F*CKING washing

 

[Billargh]

Can't wait for this thread to get going and seeing Wij as the only one at all with smelly balls, doesn't suprise me somehow though

 

[Lazarus]

feet win hands down. recently threw out 4 pairs of shoes which smelled worse than a dead badgers fanny.

 

[Aph3x]

I have truely horrific feet, mainly due to the fact I still (at the age of 30) can not wear trainers with socks. I could kill with the smell they produce!

 

[russell]

What a delightful thread












I must add that stinky balls are naaasty.

 

[TdC]

I think I'd rather top myself than choose between your feet or your balls Wij. Sorry

 

[Trem]

I dunno how I'd ever smell my feet but my balls smell lovely, like strawberries.

All the time.

Last time I smelt your balls they stunk of pooh

I must add that stinky balls are naaasty.

How can you smell them when they are being rested on your eyes?







Have I gone too far again?

 

[Scouse]

I'm clean. My trainers smell and that rubs off onto my feet, which then ming.

My balls don't smell 'cause of the aforementioned cleanliness. However, due to spending two days on the beach in Oz they are suffering from EPIC chafe.

Salty water makes my balls HURT

 

[TdC]

were you wearing surf shorts with no liner by any chance?

 

[cHodAX]

Some Dettol, hot water and a scubbing brush will work wonders for your smelly balls. It sorted mine right out last summer and I haven't had to wash them since.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Shave them.

Oh wait, wrong thread

 

[old.Tohtori]

Shaving will most likely result in more sweaty odours.

Unshaved is more like dirty hair smell and shaved is armpit style(more so).

Then again, none of this is a problem if you wash yourself every now and then

 

[Olgaline]

Both mine smell like freshly grinded coffee in the morning....

 

[ford prefect]

Firstly, what are you doing sniffing your balls?

Secondly, neither, partly because I have no sense of smell, but mainly because I shower every day - because I have no sense of smell.

 

[Ctuchik]

My feet can smell something horrible. On a bad day when i've had to wear shoes the whole day its like opening a rotten egg when i take them off....

I have emptied entire rooms because of it...

 

[Edmond]

Both mine smell like freshly grinded coffee in the morning....

Both mine smell like freshly grinded Parmesan in the morning....

 

[Olgaline]

Mmm..Parmesan!

 

[Jimmy]

my feet smell brilliant

like trem tho balls can smell if left for a day.

 

[MrHorus]

I went to the gym last night. Before hitting the shower afterwords my balls were proper smelly.

Does that count?

 

[cHodAX]

I washed my balls once, never again. Still can't get the smell of it off my breath.

 

[old.Tohtori]

like trem tho balls can smell if left for a day.

Try the right one, less pressure.

 

[Laddey]

Your balls can actually smell?

 

[cHodAX]

Your balls can actually smell?

As if you haven't smelt balls before when deepthroating tramps for beer money.