Feed me!

[Oro]

Can someone get that lazy bugger Addlecove to go get the kebabs please? I've got beer to drink and nothing to rinse it down with

I'm sure he's saving those Pringles in his beard for later.

 

[Addlcove]

oii you get the kebabs I´ll pay 'em then.

besides, I got me Irn-bru to keep company, that's more important than beer

 

[harebear]

Feed Lime Cat please!!

 

[Addlcove]

hot damn I'm hungry, Oro we need to find some food mate.

besides your nearly out of beer

 

[Oro]

Ok social experiment over for the evening.

Made a point of not cooking anything or being the one to go get it just to see if anything could actually make Addl get off the couch.

Approximately 10 mins ago he managed to work up the motivation to go find some bread and undergo the arduous torture of turning it into toast.

Muhahahaha(TM)

 

[tRoG]

My god. You've changed him. He'll be cooking lasagne next.

It's a monster! A monster, I tell thee!

 

[Cyradix]

You have Addl on your couch???

 

[Oro]

It keeps him off the streets.

I think for my next experiment I'll superglue a tub of Pringles closed and then watch the fun.

Purely for scientific research of course.

 

[Addlcove]

pfft takes more than superglue to keep me off "teh pringels"

 

[Ezteq]

hmmm what about if they were in a jar with a child safe lid?

 

[Tasslehoff]

hmmm what about if they were in a jar with a child safe lid?

Bah, I hate those

 

[Cyradix]

Doesn't he live on the other side of the water?

Or is he living with you during his quest for work in england/scotland?
Goodluck trying to get rid off him now.....

 

[Oro]

hmmm what about if they were in a jar with a child safe lid?

That would just confuse me.

And Cyradix, yes the Wiking is looking for work in the land of kilts and haggis.

Still trying to make him realise that national dress including shield and horned helmet is not appropriate for job interviews.

 

[liste]

dont forget the enormous axe

 

[Cyradix]

Depends on the job he is applying for

 

[Oro]

That would be a job in Personnel then, or Human Resources as it tends to get called these days.

"Hi how much empathy do you have with your fellow human?"
"They are scum who should be trodden and mashed until they are dead then cast aside."
"Welcome to Human Resources."

 

[Addlcove]

That would be a job in Personnel then, or Human Resources as it tends to get called these days.

"Hi how much empathy do you have with your fellow human?"
"They are scum who should be trodden and mashed until they are dead then cast aside."
"Welcome to Human Resources."

sounds familiar

now then for the list of misconceptions

1. I do not have a horned helmet, neither did the vikings, there has never in any archeological diggings with relation to the era of the vikings been found a horned helmet.

2. I am a pacifist and as such do not carry around a large axe, I will smack Oro when he gets too silly though.

3. shields? what shields? shields are for wuss', give me a huge axe and mushrooms any day (if I wasn't a pacifist that is)

 

[zaksoth bleion]

That would just confuse me.

And Cyradix, yes the Wiking is looking for work in the land of kilts and haggis.

Still trying to make him realise that national dress including shield and horned helmet is not appropriate for job interviews.

it's V Oro, Viking, not W... told you that a million times now!

 

[Cyradix]

Can I have the Viking outfit? Would be nice for when I have to do on-site tech support. No more bitching users....

 

[Oro]

it's V Oro, Viking, not W... told you that a million times now!

Muhahahaha(TM)

I can't take the credit though, it was Nico told me how annoying it is for you Wikings

 

[old.Tohtori]

Viking..pfft...

Addy ain't viking, i aer viking! I aer finnish!

Addy semi-viking

 

[Addlcove]

pfft Finland was nothing but a bunch of russian eskimoes til the vikings came along.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hah! We had vikings long time before you did. Hell, not even Mr Bigshot roman empire didn't come from germany to finland after getting their ass-ets whooped.

 

[Tasslehoff]

Denmark? Semi-Vikings? Hell no

We owned both Sweden and Norway, and were raiding England. What did the finish people do?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Denmark? Semi-Vikings? Hell no

We owned both Sweden and Norway, and were raiding England. What did the finish people do?

Kick your ass when you tried to come here after sweden and norway

 

[zaksoth bleion]

Kick your ass when you tried to come here after sweden and norway

seem to suffer from a slight lapse of memory on this, would you care to enlighten further?

 

[old.Tohtori]

seem to suffer from a slight lapse of memory on this, would you care to enlighten further?

*kicks zaksoths ass*




..just too sweet to resist...

 

[zaksoth bleion]

*evades*

from what I know it was the swedes who got their butts kicked when they tried to seek Finland... or did they?

 

[Tasslehoff]

The Swedes can't do anything right though

 

[yaruar]

sounds familiar

now then for the list of misconceptions

1. I do not have a horned helmet, neither did the vikings, there has never in any archeological diggings with relation to the era of the vikings been found a horned helmet.

2. I am a pacifist and as such do not carry around a large axe, I will smack Oro when he gets too silly though.

3. shields? what shields? shields are for wuss', give me a huge axe and mushrooms any day (if I wasn't a pacifist that is)

Most vikings were pacifist farmers and traders anyway