Favourite Portmanteau

[Will]

What is your favourite portmanteau?

I've been a big fan of automagically for a while, but recently I've been using crunk a lot.

 

[Sar]

Craptastic's always been a favourite of mine.

 

[Will]

I was amused by brownload, defecation for the digital age.

 

[Sar]

Oh and fucktard too

 

[Draylor]

Would clusterfuck qualify? Otherwise automagically is nice: although islamaphobia seems pretty damn fine too

 

[Whipped]

Damn, I wanted fucktard. I'll have fuckstick then.

 

[Will]

You forgot the BF1942 favourite, smacktard.

And some of these aren't portmanteaus. I'm not sure about clusterfuck or fuckstick, but islamophobia definately isn't one.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Cockbadger was a popular one, now who did I pilfer that from?

 

[JingleBells]

fucksocks!

 

[TdC]

I came across a site the other day that had scads of moderen ones, like brownload iirc, but I've forgotten it

 

[Guest]

wholphin


whale and dolphin

 

[leggy]

Shart

i.e. 'I just sharted'

 

[TdC]

oh fs that made me choke on my brekky-egg

 

[Moo]

Beerfast


For when you wake up and have a beer for breakfast.

 

[Talyn]

Chesticles or breasticles

 

[Tom]

Spendicious

 

[Guest]

testicicles

 

[GDW]

Arsebiscuit

 

[DaGaffer]

"Fucknut" seems to have become a major part of my vocabulary recently.

 

[ECA]

Chesticles or breasticles

Both of these were rendered unfunny by Sarah cox the second time she used them, unfortunately she didn't realise for several years.

 

[fatbusinessman]

Twunt.

 

[Will]

How could I have forgotten mangina? Genius word.

 

[yaruar]

my current favourite is arseplosion, because i've had a couple of classics this weekend. I think i must have eaten something funny....

 

[Louster]

I came up with a great one just now that rather succinctly sums up why I study what I study.


Mathochism.


(Sadly, google says I wasn't actually the first to come up with this, but 35 results total isn't bad really.)

 

[Formash]

bodacious from [[bold] and audacious - remarkable; prodigious

Nowt like a good Bill n Ted reference

 

[tris-]

ah crap. is bodacious actually in the dictionary or what?
i always, always thought it was a proper english word since watching bill n ted about 12 years ago.

 

[TdC]

Affleckionado

lover of all things Ben Affleck. including Gigli.

 

[Lester]

Ejaculatte!

A warm drink for posh birds...

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Horlicks, what a lady of the night does for the right price.


That or it's a creamy white liquidy beverage...


....wait a sec...

On second thoughts it's not a portmanteau in the first place, I just wanted to include as to not hurt the poor words feelings in being left out.

 

[Stimpy]

Oooh Oooh I thought of one of these while I was in work and glanced over at a work colleague, does fugly count?