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Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Chronictank, Mar 7, 2005.

  1. Chronictank

    Chronictank FH is my second home

    My favorite:
    "Our kind. Us people.
    All of us that started the game with a crooked cue,
    that wanted so much and got so little,
    that meant so good and did so bad"
    Jim Thompson - The Killer Inside Me
     
  2. Binky the Bomb

    Binky the Bomb Fledgling Freddie

    "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." -Albert Einstein.

    "Philosophy: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems." -Henry Adams.
     
  3. Outlander

    Outlander Part of the furniture

    I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it! :Steve Zissou
     
  4. Tasslehoff

    Tasslehoff Fledgling Freddie

    Interviewer: 'Can you name the President of Chechnya?'
    Bush: 'No. Can you?'
    Interviewer: 'Prime Minister of India?'
    Bush: 'Er...The new Prime Minister of India is...er...No.'
    ...
    Bush: 'The new Pakistani General, he's just been elected...He appears he'll bring stability to the country.'
    Interviewer: 'And can you name him?'
    Bush: 'General, I can Name the General.'
    Interviewer: 'And it's...?'
    Bush: 'General'

    Not a single-quote though :)
     
  5. Natswoo

    Natswoo Banned

    "Bones heal, glory is forever" can't remember who said it though :cheers:
     
  6. Job

    Job FH is my second home FH Subscriber

    Richard Dawkins

    'It's not what you think that matters, it's what actually happens'
     
  7. Funkybunny

    Funkybunny Banned

    i heard rumours on the internets..
     
  8. Ame

    Ame Fledgling Freddie

    "When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!" - Dr Evil.
     
  9. Dukat

    Dukat Resident Freddy

    "We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
    - Sir Winston Churchill

    "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
    - Sir Winston Churchill

    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
    - Edmund Burke

    "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction...and a Pikey
    reaction...is quite a fuckin' thing"
    - Turkish from Snatch
     
  10. Bloodhunter

    Bloodhunter Banned

    you want quotes? watch Scrubs! :p
    ...

    "How come your not unzipped?" - JD
    "Because i am not peeing, this is where i come to take my breaks. If i stand out there everyone tells me to do stuff." - Janitor
    "Look janitor, i am going to be straight with you. I saw your penis and i noticed a possible mellonama that you have really get checked out."
    "When did you see my penis?"
    "Last night when you were showering."
    "Where were you?"
    "I was outside in the bushes."
    "ppffft...aaa..."
    "Look it was just coincidense. I mean if you would look out the window you would have seen my penis, you know."
    "What? Why?"
    "Because i had my out while i was looking at yours."

    ...
     
  11. Huntingtons

    Huntingtons Resident Freddy

    "for Arthur!"

    any alb ;x

    had to be any simpson quote - Homer is our time greatest philosopher(sp?)
     
  12. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Read below.

    Lazy bugger i know.
     
  13. soze

    soze I am a FH squatter

    From the wall of a pub near me..

    I only drink on two occasions, when im thirsty and when im not
     
  14. Roken

    Roken One of Freddy's beloved

    Random pub condom machine
    Insert baby for refund

    and 2 more churchill quotes
    Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.
    Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

    Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk!
    Churchill: And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly.
     
  15. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    "Ams is having a party"

    and

    "fancy a quiet one"

    i dont have famous people, so you will accept these from my mates and I.

    oh and one i made up my self

    "cant be arsed with girl friends, its easier to have a wank and it doesnt cost you anything"
     
  16. Jaem-

    Jaem- Can't get enough of FH

    From a movie, kinda got stuck in my head. :p

    "Nemesis...A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible ****...Me"
     
  17. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    snatch
     
  18. Ormorof

    Ormorof Resident Freddy

    There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.

    Sir Winston Churchill

    still applicable today i reckon :)
     
  19. nakkiel

    nakkiel Fledgling Freddie

    a couple of classics from the laughable excuse for a manager, Mr Kevin Keegan

    'They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different'

    'The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game'

    'We are three games without defeat is another way of looking at it. But if we are honest we have taken two points from nine'

    'In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.'

    'The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today.'
     
  20. nakkiel

    nakkiel Fledgling Freddie

    and a couple from ron atkinson :clap:

    'Zero-zero is a big score.'

    'Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.'

    'He'll take some pleasure from that, Brian Carey. He and Steve Bull have been having it off all afternoon.'

    'He could have done a lot better there, but full marks to the lad.'

    'Apart from picking the ball out of the net, he hasn’t had to make a save.'

    'At international level, giving the ball away doesn’t work too often.'

    'Liverpool will think ‘we could have won this 2-2.’'

    'The ball goes down the keeper's throat where it hits him on the knees to say the least'

    'He should get his head to those. He is twelve foot tall.'

    'That’s not the type of header you want to see your defender make, with his hand'

    'You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.'
     
  21. soze

    soze I am a FH squatter

    "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist" Verbal Kint / Keyser Soze T U S
     
  22. Binky the Bomb

    Binky the Bomb Fledgling Freddie

    Moron: A person who proofreads the xerox copy against the origional.

    Sometimes, the hero of the film is the one who sits through it.

    Gentleman: A person who could show you his home movies, but doesn't.
     
  23. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    I only have beat you once He-Man, but you have to beat me every time.(or so...)

    Skeletor. Gotta love it.
     
  24. Marc

    Marc FH is my second home

    lol nakk
     
  25. Tsabo

    Tsabo Fledgling Freddie

    RIMMER: Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue
    here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? Erm, and I think
    it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating
    Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for
    the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their
    Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that -- the
    abbreviation is "CLITORIS."

    and...

    Edmund: This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpetting throughout, 24-hour portrage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying `This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

    and the last one...

    General Patterson(I think): "It's not about dieing for your country! It's about making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his!"
     
  26. Bracken

    Bracken Fledgling Freddie

    From the legend, Brian Clough...

    "I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - On his own success.

    "If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there" - On the importance of passing the ball to feet.

    "I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard" - On dealing with Roy Keane.

    "We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right" - On dealing with players who disagree with him.

    "At last England have appointed a manager who speaks English better than the players" - On the appointment of Sven-Goran Eriksson.

    "I'm sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I'd want to run the show. They were shrewd because that's exactly what I would have done" - On not getting the England manager's job.

    "Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes" - On England's exit from Euro 2000.

    "The Derby players have seen more of his balls than the one they're meant to be playing with" - On a streaker who once interrupted a Derby County-Manchester United match.

    "Manchester United in Brazil? I hope they all get bloody diarrhoea" - On Manchester United's decision to opt out of the FA Cup to play in the World Club Championship in 2000.

    "For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls" - Referring to Sir Alex Ferguson's failure to win two successive European Cups.

    "I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me." - On being remembered


    I reckon in years to come we'll be quoting Jose Mourinho in the same way :D
     
  27. Job

    Job FH is my second home FH Subscriber

    'Marge it takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen'
     
  28. liloe

    liloe It's my birthday today!

    I like bash.org:

    "At least incest is something the whole family can do"

    and ofc watch my signature =))
     
  29. Tasslehoff

    Tasslehoff Fledgling Freddie

    Don't remember where it's from.

    They were talking about Sir Alex Ferguson.

    "This man is Man. United, if you cut him he even bleeds red!"
     
  30. Job

    Job FH is my second home FH Subscriber

    The Pope from SPITTING IMAGE (UK muppet style satirical show)

    Cardinal:: He's here!!!
    Pope :Who's here?
    Cardinal; Jesus, son of God,the Messiah!!
    Pope : Oh crap, quick hide the Gold ,sell the Popemobile, we're loaded and the peasants are starving.
     

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