fav film quotes...

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doh_boy

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Originally posted by Gumbo
Fuck it, dude, let's go bowling.

heh bought that with (some of) my b/day money. Funny (which was a relief coz I bought it without actually seeing it before...I got raging bull at the same time :S)

/edit fav quotes? 'I'm nobodys little weasel'

can't remember too many :S
 
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old.ignus

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How about some recent British classics:

"I hope I give you the shits you fucking wimp!"

"We either stay and snuff it, or go.........and snuff it"

"I'm not breaking radio silence coz you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow!"

"Move your fucking arse soldier!"
"I love it when a posh bird talks dirty"

"I got one!"
"What do you want a fucking sweety keep shooting!"

"Welcome to England, well that makes me out to be a bit of a liar coz lets face it, you're about as welcome as a dose of the clap"

"I told you to take care of him not take care of him!"

"So how much did they pay you to wear that skirt..............fag?"

"Garlic bread!?"
 
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BrassMonkey

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"You see what God just did to us man!"
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

Probably lots of cool lines in that film i just can't recall many at the mo.
 
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adams901

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'You know you're cleverer then you look'
'Better than looking cleverer than you are'
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by ~Warhawk
"You see what God just did to us man!"
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

Probably lots of cool lines in that film i just can't recall many at the mo.

"No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough."

"HI THERE. MY NAME... AH, RAOUL DUKE... ON... ON THAT LIST, THAT'S FOR SURE. FREE LUNCH, FINAL WISDOM, TOTAL COVERAGE... WHY NOT? I HAVE MY ATTORNEY WITH ME, AND I REALIZE OF COURSE..."
 
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isuck

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'Does paying rent here mean I have to put up with you guys?'

'Uhh, no.'

'So go play somewhere else ... I need to think.'

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'If I win you keep me with you, for life.'

'And if you lose?'

'Go shopping alone, like before.'
 
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(Shovel)

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"You're my own personal Jesus Christ"
Line from the Matrix when Neo hands over whatever was on the floppy disk to the funny ginger guy with the White Rabbit.. it makes me smile with its slickness.
 
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Yoni

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"Well you can shove it up your arse for nothing and fuck off whilst your doing it"

"I tried to cum, ohhhhhh how I tried"

"There is a certain je ne sais quois about a firm, young carrot."
 
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leggy

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Hanks: You want to hear me tell a joke?

Agents: Yes

Hanks: Knock Knock

Agents: Who's there?

Hanks: ...Go fuck yourselves.
 
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Summo

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With your permission, I'd like to post some Withnail quotes:

"The fucker will rue the day!"

"There must and shall be aspirin. If I do not have aspirin, I shall die."

"Stop saying that, Withnail. Of course he's the fucking farmer!"

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now."

"What fucker said that?"

"I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!"

"Bastards! You'll all suffer! I'll show the lot of you! I'm going to be a staaaaaar!"
 
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Suckerpunch

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"Put the gun down, back the fuck up and give me two packets of tropical fruit bubbilicious."

"And some skittles."
 
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Wilson

Guest
Not much of a quote... just some a part from a script i love...

JULES
We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.

VINCENT
How many up there?

JULES
Three or four.

VINCENT
Counting our guy?

JULES
I'm not sure.

VINCENT
So there could be five guys up there?

JULES
It's possible.

VINCENT
We should have fuckin' shotguns.
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by Summo
With your permission, I'd like to post some Withnail quotes:

"The fucker will rue the day!"

"There must and shall be aspirin. If I do not have aspirin, I shall die."

"Stop saying that, Withnail. Of course he's the fucking farmer!"

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now."

"What fucker said that?"

"I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!"

"Bastards! You'll all suffer! I'll show the lot of you! I'm going to be a staaaaaar!"

\o/

winn0r !
 
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Debaser

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"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word...my word's "poontang"."

Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket.
 
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Jonny_Darko

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Originally posted by Summo
With your permission, I'd like to post some Withnail quotes:

"The fucker will rue the day!"

"There must and shall be aspirin. If I do not have aspirin, I shall die."

"Stop saying that, Withnail. Of course he's the fucking farmer!"

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now."

"What fucker said that?"

"I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!"

"Bastards! You'll all suffer! I'll show the lot of you! I'm going to be a staaaaaar!"

Practically any line from that film tbh.

"But that wouldn't wash with Geoff"

"As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops"

"We're doing a feature for Country Life. Survey of rural types: farmers, traveling tinkers, milkmen; that sort of thing. "
 

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