fav film quotes...

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scooby-doo

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you all remember the ones that really stay with you and stick in your head,they usually make a film a classic,so what film quotes stick in your head.mines....


"you a bounty hunter"
"guys gotta do something for a living"
"dying aint much of a living boy"

fucking classic josey wales.
 
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Xtro

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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum!"
 
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Testin da Cable

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"that's it baby, take it all!!"

anal invaders 27. teh CLASSIK!!1
 
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leggy

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Another classic from that film td

"I can feel you in meh shit!"

;D
 
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Xtro

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Sigh.

"There's two types of cum baby. Salty and angel dust. Guess what? I ain't no fucking angel so quit griping and get sucking."
 
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leggy

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sorry ... back on topic.

Holden McNeil after hearing Alyssa's heartfelt reply on why she left lesbianism behind.

"Can I just tell them that you needed a good deep dicking?"
 
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Sir Frizz

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Christ there's too many to mention. :/

Plus i think i'll keep them to myself seeing as though the current trend would see it as unfashionable.

"ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME"11!!

(btw)
 
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Xtro

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"Open the pod bay doors Hal."

"As you can see Mr Schilling, my cock has more contributaries than the River Amazon."

"Do you think its possible to pull a man's arm right off with his bare hands? Shall we see? Yes, let's!!!"

"I'm not going to hurt you Wendy. I'm going to bash your brains right the fuck in."
 
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Testin da Cable

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"We can't bury Cheryl. She's our friend."
 
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dysfunction

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"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

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"That John Denver is full of shit man!"

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"On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife. "

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"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

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"Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball."
 
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whipped

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"This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyranasouras. Bunch of slack jawed faggets"

+ See Sig.
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mank!

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"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like victory!"
 
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darthshearer

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"Tractor beam....*funny noise* sucked me straight in man!"
 
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leggy

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"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
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Jailer: Crucifixion?

Prisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually.

Jailer: What?

Prisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.

Jailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.

Prisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.

Jailer: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...

Prisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left
 
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old.Halfpint

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"the Snake Pliskin?..I thought you were dead.."
 
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Sharma

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well Lee evans quote, but i guess ill say it anyway..

i think its:

"15 - love!"

"Fuck off!!....ONE!!!"
 
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Meatballs

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"Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son."

"Shiiiit shiiiiit, I 'ate guarddogs!!"
 
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SilverHood

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Do you expect me to talk?
(Bond)

I *WILL* find you
(last of the mohigans)

Gotta be some mean pussy to get a guy to change gods
(harlem nights)
 
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nath

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Originally posted by sharma
well Lee evans quote, but i guess ill say it anyway..

i think its:

"15 - love!"

"Fuck off!!....ONE!!!"
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That cracked me up... loud :\
 
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dysfunction

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"I'm not even supposed to be here today"

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"Now what goes well with chips?"

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"Don't eat the green ones I don't think they are ripe yet"

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"Aaaaarsehoooole"
 
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