Fat Thief Ate All the Pies

Lamp

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A 22-stone thief was caught after he got stuck in a window after stuffing his face with pies during a shop raid.

The man stole £250 after breaking into the shop, near Fagaras in Romania, and could not resist helping himself to the pies.

But the 29-year-old got wedged in the window as he tried to get back out, and was still stuck there in the morning when shop owner Vasile Mandache arrived for work.

He said: "I saw all the pie wrappers on the floor, and then I looked up and saw a pair of stubby fat legs hanging out the window.

"I went outside and saw the other half of the thief poking at the front. I just had to burst out laughing and called all my friends to come and have a look before we called the police, it was so funny."
 

Comos

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hahahaha I would have done the same before calling the police :worthy:
 

Lakashnik

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thats the kinda thing that people joke about happening in films and stuff, but for it to actually happen is hilariousness personified tbh.
yay for fat people. is it true they are all jolly?
 

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Lakashnik said:
thats the kinda thing that people joke about happening in films and stuff, but for it to actually happen is hilariousness personified tbh.
yay for fat people. is it true they are all jolly?


no, but it is true that they are all fat.
 

Ezteq

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whoooooooo ate aaaaaaaaaaaaaall the piiiiiiiiiiiiiies!!

he did, the bloke hanging outta the window, major D'oh!! moment there sportsfans
 

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